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- [Woman] OK.
- [Man] OK. Here we go.

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- [Woman clears throat] OK.
- [♪ Piano strikes up]

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[♪ Second piano line
playing out of sync]

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[Woman] Hold on.

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[Man chuckles] One more time.

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[♪ Woman hums piano line]

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[Woman] Wait!
Slower, slower, slower...

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[Man laughing] One more time.

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[♪ Piano lines
beginning to sync up]

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- [Woman] Uh-huh!
- [Man] And then just one time.

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[♪ Piano lines
playing roughly in sync]

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[Woman] Uh-huh.

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[Man] And now the hard part!
[Laughs]

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[♪ Piano lines
playing out of sync]

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[Woman] No! [Mutters]

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[Man] One, two, three, four,
bam-bam...

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[♪ Piano lines syncing up again]

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[Woman chuckling]

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- [Man] You got it?
- [Woman] Yes.

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[Man] And now's
the best part.

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- [Woman] Yeah.
- [Man laughing]

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- [Woman] OK, OK, OK... Ready?
- [Man] One more time, together.

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- [Man] Wait... Are you ready?
- [Woman] Two hands,

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- and then... [Plays glissando]
- [Man] Yep.

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- [Woman laughing]
- [♪ Random notes on piano]

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[Woman] Yeah, perfect.
Perfect. You can do it.

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You're so flexible.

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OK. OK. One more time.

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[♪ Piano lines playing in sync]

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[Woman] Uh...

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[Man] Yeah!

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- Yeah!
- [Woman] Yeah...

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[♪ Piano lines
drifting out of sync]

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- [♪ Woman humming]
- [Man] I missed a bit. [Laughs]

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One more, one more.

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[♪ Piano lines playing in sync]

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- [Woman] Ugh.
- [Man] Whoops!

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[Both laughing]

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- [Man] One more time.
- [♪ Piano fades]

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- [Man and woman chuckling]
- [Woman] It's perfect!

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[Echoey silence]

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[♪ Orchestra piercing
through silence]

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That was great.

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Great work.

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Sounding...

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[Grunts]
Yeah, sounding really good.

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Um...

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Maybe, uh...
play it a couple more times,

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just for practice,
but... good job.

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Oh...

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Stupid fucking thing!

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- [Thud]
- OK.

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[Banging]

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No. [Grunts]

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Come on... Oh!

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Fuck me.

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[♪ FABIENNE DELSOL:
"I'm Confessin'"]

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♪ I'm confessing that I love you

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♪ Tell me, do you love me, too?

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♪ I'm confessing that I need you

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{\an8}♪ Honest, I do

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{\an8}♪ Every single moment

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♪ In your eyes,
I read such strange things

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♪ But your lips deny
they're true

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♪ Will your answer
really change things?

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♪ Making me blue

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♪ Making me blue

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♪ I'm afraid
someday you'll leave me

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{\an8}♪ Saying,
"Can't we still be friends?"

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{\an8}♪ If you go,
you know you'll grieve me

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♪ All in life on you depends

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♪ Am I guessing
that you love me?

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♪ Dreaming dreams of you in vain

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♪ I'm confessing
that I love you, over again

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♪ Over again

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{\an8}♪ I'm afraid
someday you'll leave me

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{\an8}♪ Saying,
"Can't we still be friends?"

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♪ If you go,
you know you'll grieve me

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♪ All in life on you depends

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♪ Am I guessing that you love me

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♪ Dreaming dreams of you
in vain?

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{\an8}♪ I'm confessin'
that I love you, over again

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{\an8}♪ Over again

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♪ I'm confessin'
that I love you, over again

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♪ Over again

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♪ Sweet lover

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♪ Sweet lover

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♪ Sweet lover ♪

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[Grunts]

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[Exhales]

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[Grunting]

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[Continues grunting]

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Shoes off, please.

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Oh...

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Will you please remind me
why you got me this bike?

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- What?
- This bike. Why?

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Core strength. Spine health.
Remember what the doctor said.

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You were supposed to fold it.

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The whole point
of a folding bike - it folds.

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This thing is
fucking impossible to fold.

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Do you know
how hard this is to fold?

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It's supposed to be more
convenient than a normal bike.

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It's way less convenient
than a normal bike.

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Also, the wheels,
they're so little.

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It's like
I gotta pedal four times

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to get one normal wheel rotation
out of it.

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You have to practice, maybe.

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[Grunts]

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Where's Maggie? Yo, Maggie!

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No, she's not here.

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- Where is she?
- She's, uh... at a sleepover.

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- Where?
- At Sadie's.

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I didn't know she was having
a sleepover with Sadie.

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Oh, it was sort of last minute.

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Oh, God.
Sadie is so strange, isn't she?

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I don't know if it's good that
she's hanging around with Sadie.

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I mean, she's fine.

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I called ahead.
Sadie's mother is single.

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There are no men or weapons
in the home.

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You called Sadie's mother
to ask if she was single?

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- Yeah, of course
- "Of course"?

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Sadie's fucking crazy.

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Mm...

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Whoa... holy shit!

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My God, look at all this cheese!

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No! No, no...
Leave it, leave it, leave it...!

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Not yet! Not yet.
Not... Not yet.

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What is all this?
What is that...

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- What is that smell?
- I'm making a soufflé.

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You're making a soufflé,

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and there's 200 pounds
of cheese?

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Is there, like, an event?
Are we expecting people?

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- [Sighs] Our neighbors.
- Which neighbors?

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Our upstairs neighbors.
I told you yesterday, remember?

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You have mentioned

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that for some insane reason
you want to invite them over.

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You for sure didn't tell me
they were coming over tonight.

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Why didn't you ask me
about this?

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I did.

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Oh, did you, sweetie?
When did that happen?

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I told you yesterday.

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Well, telling me and asking me

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are actually
two very different things.

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And if I'm being honest, I...
I don't even think you told me.

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It's not like you listen
to anything that I say anyway.

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Oh, fuck,
did you forget the wine?

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- What wine?
- I... I texted you.

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I texted you about wine.
We don't have any wine.

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- What are you doing? Stop!
- I'm eating a pickle.

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I couldn't have any cheese.
I'm hungry. I'm eating a pickle.

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Now you're not gonna eat
my soufflé.

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And we have no wine.
This is a nightmare!

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- It's not a fucking nightmare.
- What?

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Nothing.

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Can you please
just clean up your office?

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It's...
It's just such an eyesore.

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Can you please
call the neighbors

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and tell 'em
to come another time?

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- No.
- "No".

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It's too late.
They're coming in ten minutes.

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They're coming
in ten fucking mi...

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Why didn't you tell me
any of this?

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Because we've been talking about
them coming for six months, OK?

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And they've been so nice
about all our noise

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- from the renovation.
- "Our" noise?

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Did you just say they've been
nice about our noise?

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That's nuts!

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You're making a soufflé
for these people now?

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- What is happening here?
- She said she wanted to see it.

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She just wants to see it
now that it's done,

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and she's very nice.
They're very, very...

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You know, they seem cool.

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And she just...
She has, like, presence, and...

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She's so... She's so pretty.

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Yeah, she's fine.

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But he is a fucking weirdo, OK?

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Every time
I'm in the elevator with him,

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it's, like, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, nonstop.

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- You know what I mean?
- That's just what people do.

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He's asking me questions,

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and he wants me
to ask him questions.

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And the eye contact
is off the charts.

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Yeah. That's called
a conversation, Joe.

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What is this?

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What?
That's a rug.

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- It's new.
- Yeah.

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Did you buy this rug because
the neighbors are coming?

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- Oh, my God!
- How much was this rug?

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- You are so predictable.
- I'm predictable?

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You bought a whole rug
to impress strangers.

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Isn't that
a little bit more predictable?

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I could've seen that coming
a mile away.

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Can we please do a reset?

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A what?

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Can you leave
and come back in again?

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- Is this from a podcast?
- Yes, it is. Does it matter?

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You physically want me to leave
the apartment and come back in?

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- Yes. Please do that for me.
- No, it's fucking silly.

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Joe, I'm asking you
to just do that for me.

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- Would that be OK?
- Fine.

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- I will do that for you, OK?
- Great.

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- Here we go.
- Thank you.

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Yeah. Thank you.
This will fix everything.

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[Exhales sharply]

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- Hi, I'm home.
- Hi.

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Oh, how's it going?

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- Great.
- Cool.

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Any, uh...
Any plans for tonight?

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Yeah. Uh, our neighbors
are coming over.

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Neighbors?
Oh, man. I love them.

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Especially how chatty
and inquisitive they are.

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It's so cool.
They're super cool.

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But maybe you could call 'em and
ask them to come another night,

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'cause I'm just not feeling
up for it tonight, you know?

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- No!
- "No"?

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- No!
- What the fuck?

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No. It would be rude.
They're literally on their way.

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- What do you mean, "rude"?
- That's crazy.

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- I thought we were gonna reset.
- So did I.

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- You said the same shit.
- So did you.

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Can we put curtains
on this window?

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I don't like how they can see
right into our apartment.

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No, I like the light.

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[She continues
talking indistinctly]

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I got this special ham,
you know,

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'cause she's from Spain,
so, it's...

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It's not actually ham,
it's jamón.

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I can't have any of this cheese?

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Please don't eat the cheese.
I worked so hard on that.

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Can you just wait,
and then they'll come,

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and you'll eat cheese,

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and then you can go upstairs
and smoke weed.

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I'd smoke weed in here
if you let me.

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No, I won't, because
it gets stuck in the walls.

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You know what?

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I actually think
it's really cool

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that they're coming over
tonight.

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- Why?
- Because...

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...I can finally talk to 'em
about the noise.

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00:11:05,875 --> 00:11:08,750
- No, Joe, we made a deal.
- What deal?

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That we weren't gonna say
anything.

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Yeah. Well, you know what?
I changed my mind.

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00:11:13,416 --> 00:11:15,708
God!
It's none of our business

246
00:11:15,791 --> 00:11:18,083
what they do in the privacy
of their own home.

247
00:11:18,166 --> 00:11:20,791
None of our business
that every night we get waken up

248
00:11:20,875 --> 00:11:23,500
by floor-shaking animal fucking?

249
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,000
How is that
none of our business?

250
00:11:25,083 --> 00:11:26,708
How is that
none of our fucking business?

251
00:11:26,791 --> 00:11:29,708
She is having just
spectacular orgasms up there.

252
00:11:29,791 --> 00:11:31,458
Are you aware of how difficult
that is for a woman?

253
00:11:31,541 --> 00:11:33,000
Doesn't seem that hard for her!

254
00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:34,541
What,
is she your role model now?

255
00:11:34,625 --> 00:11:36,000
Yeah, she's definitely
my role model.

256
00:11:36,083 --> 00:11:37,500
She's your come role model?

257
00:11:37,583 --> 00:11:39,000
- That's great.
- Yeah.

258
00:11:39,083 --> 00:11:41,333
Can we please
just paint this room already?

259
00:11:41,416 --> 00:11:43,166
Well, we haven't picked
a color, Joe, so no.

260
00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:45,541
It's the same color.
Pick a color. Who cares?

261
00:11:45,625 --> 00:11:47,291
It's not the same color.

262
00:11:47,375 --> 00:11:48,875
Remember I almost said something
to 'em in the elevator that day?

263
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,416
I was so close
to saying something.

264
00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:52,416
Oh, I wish
I'd said something that day.

265
00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:55,250
I do. I remember that we decided
we were not gonna say anything.

266
00:11:55,333 --> 00:11:57,416
Yeah, that's because I thought
it couldn't get any worse.

267
00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:58,875
And you know
what happened right after that

268
00:11:58,958 --> 00:12:00,625
is it got much, much,
much, much worse.

269
00:12:00,708 --> 00:12:03,000
They were gonna crash through
the ceiling the other day!

270
00:12:03,083 --> 00:12:05,416
Joe!
We are not saying anything.

271
00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:07,333
Why not?
They're cool, right?

272
00:12:07,416 --> 00:12:08,750
You keep saying
how cool they are.

273
00:12:08,833 --> 00:12:10,458
So, maybe if I bring it up,

274
00:12:10,541 --> 00:12:13,208
we can finally get to the bottom
of whose orgasm is whose.

275
00:12:13,291 --> 00:12:15,083
Is he the whimperer
and she's the growler,

276
00:12:15,166 --> 00:12:16,833
or is she the whimperer
and he's the growler?

277
00:12:16,916 --> 00:12:19,458
Either way, I'll bring it up,
we'll laugh about it,

278
00:12:19,541 --> 00:12:21,291
and I'll tell them
to knock it the fuck off.

279
00:12:21,375 --> 00:12:23,708
It's like you want everyone
to feel uncomfortable.

280
00:12:23,791 --> 00:12:25,541
I'm the one who's uncomfortable.

281
00:12:25,625 --> 00:12:27,375
If our neighbors
were waking us up

282
00:12:27,458 --> 00:12:29,333
every night at four
in the morning by blasting music

283
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,750
and I said something
about it to them,

284
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:32,416
wouldn't that be
completely reasonable?

285
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,000
It's the exact same thing,

286
00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:35,625
but it's even more justified
'cause it's fucking!

287
00:12:35,708 --> 00:12:39,458
Just don't say anything.
Just not tonight. Please!

288
00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:46,916
This shirt,
is this also new?

289
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,916
Yes.

290
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,333
Well, it's nice. It looks...
looks really good on you.

291
00:12:51,416 --> 00:12:53,916
Well, you could tell me that
once in a while.

292
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,416
I just did tell you that.

293
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,666
God, I can't believe
you forgot the wine.

294
00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:00,250
I didn't forget the wine.

295
00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:02,708
I'm on this collapsible bike
like a fucking schmuck,

296
00:13:02,791 --> 00:13:04,791
and I can't answer text messages
while I'm on it.

297
00:13:04,875 --> 00:13:06,625
Oh! Do we have anything nice
to drink?

298
00:13:06,708 --> 00:13:08,375
No, there's nothing to drink.

299
00:13:08,458 --> 00:13:09,875
We should probably call them
and tell them not to come over.

300
00:13:09,958 --> 00:13:11,291
Look, we have this, this thing.
Is this weird?

301
00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:12,666
Yes, it's weird.
What is this? New Year's?

302
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,375
We're popping champagne
with these people?

303
00:13:14,458 --> 00:13:16,166
It's fine, look.
We'll pre-pop it,

304
00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:18,333
so by the time they get here,
it'll be, you know, fizzed out,

305
00:13:18,416 --> 00:13:20,083
and it'll just be
like a sparkling wine.

306
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:22,708
Can't you see this is obviously
not a good time to have company?

307
00:13:22,791 --> 00:13:25,333
What the fuck do you mean?
I just made this whole soufflé.

308
00:13:25,416 --> 00:13:27,125
- Did you see this thing?
- Yes.

309
00:13:27,208 --> 00:13:29,083
Do you have any idea how hard
I worked on this fucking thing?

310
00:13:29,166 --> 00:13:30,916
It's gonna be fucking beautiful
if you'd just shut the fuck up!

311
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,625
I'm gonna make this very simple.

312
00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:34,291
Either you tell 'em not to come,
or I'm gonna bring up

313
00:13:34,375 --> 00:13:36,333
the screaming,
groaning fucking noises.

314
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:37,916
What?

315
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,166
- Was that an ultimatum?
- Yeah. The choice is yours.

316
00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:42,166
I'm sorry.

317
00:13:42,250 --> 00:13:43,750
You're gonna bring up
the fucking?

318
00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:46,583
- Yeah.
- Mm. Mm-hmm.

319
00:13:46,666 --> 00:13:49,583
Do you even understand
how hard it is

320
00:13:49,666 --> 00:13:51,541
- for a woman to come that hard?
- Yes, I do,

321
00:13:51,625 --> 00:13:53,875
'cause you've mentioned it
100 times in the last 3 minutes.

322
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,458
'Cause I don't think you get it.

323
00:13:55,541 --> 00:13:58,625
I don't think you really
understand how difficult it is.

324
00:13:58,708 --> 00:14:00,750
And if we say something,
do you know what's gonna happen?

325
00:14:00,833 --> 00:14:02,750
Every time they fuck
and she comes,

326
00:14:02,833 --> 00:14:05,166
they're gonna see
our dumb faces. That's not fair.

327
00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:09,833
I could not care less
about anything in the world

328
00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:11,750
than this woman's
fucking orgasm.

329
00:14:11,833 --> 00:14:13,416
I just wanted
to have a nice night.

330
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,083
I just wanted to have a nice,
normal fucking night,

331
00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:16,375
and you won't let me.

332
00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:18,291
These people
are disrespecting us.

333
00:14:18,375 --> 00:14:20,666
They know we can hear them,
can you not see that?

334
00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:22,541
What are you talking about?
You sound like your father.

335
00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:24,125
- No. That is not what this is.
- Yes, it is.

336
00:14:24,208 --> 00:14:25,500
They know we can hear them.

337
00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:26,875
- They get off on it.
- No!

338
00:14:26,958 --> 00:14:28,500
They're fucking with us.
They're perverts.

339
00:14:28,583 --> 00:14:30,125
They're not thinking
about us!

340
00:14:30,208 --> 00:14:32,458
Well, maybe that's the problem.
Maybe they should be!

341
00:14:32,541 --> 00:14:34,708
Why? Oh... You know what?
We're not fucking canceling.

342
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,916
Do you know why?
We don't have friends!

343
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,333
You mean I'll be friends
with them?

344
00:14:38,416 --> 00:14:39,916
- Are you kidding me?
- Why not? Maybe.

345
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,916
It's not my fault
we don't have friends.

346
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,125
I would love to have friends.
People like me.

347
00:14:44,208 --> 00:14:45,916
Why do you think
we don't have friends?

348
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,166
I'll tell you why:
'Cause we're fucking miserab...!

349
00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:50,166
[Door buzzer]

350
00:14:51,916 --> 00:14:53,333
Hi.

351
00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:55,833
Hi. Come in.

352
00:14:55,916 --> 00:14:57,250
Nice to see you, Angela.

353
00:14:57,333 --> 00:15:00,458
Yes, I'm...
We are so happy you're here.

354
00:15:01,416 --> 00:15:02,541
[Chuckling]

355
00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:03,708
Hi.

356
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:05,625
Ah, two.

357
00:15:05,708 --> 00:15:07,750
- Nice to meet you.
- Angela. Me too.

358
00:15:07,833 --> 00:15:10,291
Yes. Joe, you...

359
00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:12,458
You remember Piña and Hawk?

360
00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:18,500
This... It's still a good time?

361
00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:20,666
Yes. Yeah.

362
00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:22,333
Are you sure
we're not interrupting?

363
00:15:22,416 --> 00:15:23,541
[Angela] No, it's great.

364
00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:25,083
- If it's good for you...
- Yeah.

365
00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:26,833
...it's great for us.
Yeah, we love... Yeah.

366
00:15:26,916 --> 00:15:30,916
It just... It took you a while
to come to the door,

367
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,666
and it sounded
like you were arguing.

368
00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:35,458
- [Piña] No filter.
- No, I just wanna be honest.

369
00:15:35,541 --> 00:15:38,083
We were... We were at the door
before we rang,

370
00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:40,166
and we could hear
you were fighting.

371
00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:42,958
Oh, we were talk...
We were, um...

372
00:15:43,041 --> 00:15:44,666
- We were fighting.
- We were fighting, yeah.

373
00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:46,458
Bit of a contentious
environment in here,

374
00:15:46,541 --> 00:15:48,583
so I understand
if that's repellent to you.

375
00:15:48,666 --> 00:15:50,125
No hard feelings,
you know what I mean?

376
00:15:50,208 --> 00:15:52,083
Completely understand.
You know?

377
00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:54,583
We love
a contentious environment.

378
00:15:57,625 --> 00:15:59,250
- We love it.
- [Chuckles] OK.

379
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,416
Well, really, really, it's fine.

380
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:03,833
You hit the jackpot, then,
my friend.

381
00:16:04,666 --> 00:16:06,291
You're in for a treat.

382
00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:07,708
- [Hawk] OK?
- [Angela] Yeah, great.

383
00:16:07,791 --> 00:16:09,208
[Piña] Do we have
to take our shoes off?

384
00:16:09,291 --> 00:16:11,416
Oh God, no.
No, no! No! No!

385
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,333
- Yeah. OK. Great.
- Hey... Hey, Joe.

386
00:16:13,416 --> 00:16:15,000
- May I look at this place?
- Yeah, thank you.

387
00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:17,375
Joe! Be honest,
do you want us to take 'em off?

388
00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:21,875
I don't give a fuck if you
take your shoes off, personally.

389
00:16:21,958 --> 00:16:23,833
[Laughs] God...

390
00:16:28,958 --> 00:16:31,125
- Hawk, is it?
- Hawk, yeah. Yeah.

391
00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:33,125
- Like the bird?
- Yep, like the bird.

392
00:16:33,916 --> 00:16:35,375
Cool.

393
00:16:35,458 --> 00:16:37,375
[Chuckles] This guy.

394
00:16:38,541 --> 00:16:40,625
We've been dying
to see your apartment.

395
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:44,041
Oh! Oh, God. I'm so sorry.
We wanted to invite you.

396
00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:45,541
It wasn't quite ready before.

397
00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:47,291
[Joe] Still isn't quite ready
if you ask me.

398
00:16:47,375 --> 00:16:49,208
Yeah, 'cause you mentioned it
in the elevator,

399
00:16:49,291 --> 00:16:50,708
but then you never called.

400
00:16:50,791 --> 00:16:52,416
- [Angela] Yes.
- We, uh...

401
00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:54,500
What? No... I mean, we wondered
if we did something wrong.

402
00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:55,750
- [Angela] No, God, no.
- Well...

403
00:16:55,833 --> 00:16:57,791
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.

404
00:16:57,875 --> 00:16:59,375
No, I'm sorry about that. No.

405
00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:01,833
What do you...
What do you think?

406
00:17:01,916 --> 00:17:03,625
- It's huge.
- So much bigger now.

407
00:17:03,708 --> 00:17:06,375
- It has such a nice flow.
- You guys have money?

408
00:17:07,958 --> 00:17:09,166
[Speaks Spanish]

409
00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:11,333
[Responds in Spanish]

410
00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:17,875
Just saying...

411
00:17:17,958 --> 00:17:20,875
You really... You really got
some beautiful pieces.

412
00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:22,666
- It's all Angela.
- Well, I know what I like,

413
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,666
- but it's not all expensive.
- Some of it is very expensive.

414
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:27,041
- Some of it. Most of it's not.
- Some of it is, though.

415
00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:28,708
- Not everything.
- But some of it.

416
00:17:28,791 --> 00:17:30,291
I guess what I meant to say is,

417
00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:32,583
you can tell that it's been done
with a lot of care,

418
00:17:32,666 --> 00:17:34,625
and you have a really great eye.

419
00:17:35,791 --> 00:17:38,125
That's true.
I... I can feel it.

420
00:17:38,208 --> 00:17:40,333
I feel you put so much love.

421
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:43,791
I... I did that.
Thank you, yeah.

422
00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:45,666
I...

423
00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:48,458
I love it. I do love it.
I really care. I do.

424
00:17:48,541 --> 00:17:51,125
- Thank you for saying that.
- I can see it.

425
00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:52,791
I care.
I do care a lot. I...

426
00:17:52,875 --> 00:17:54,791
[Laughs, mumbles]

427
00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:57,625
I'm so sorry.
I'm getting emotional.

428
00:17:57,708 --> 00:18:00,625
I don't know why,
but I thank you.

429
00:18:00,708 --> 00:18:02,291
Thank you for saying that.

430
00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:04,041
- Yeah, it has...
- [Both] ...great energy.

431
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,833
[Both speaking Spanish]

432
00:18:05,916 --> 00:18:08,875
- Oh! I...
- [Joe] Wow! Look at that!

433
00:18:08,958 --> 00:18:11,125
Energy is what I was going for.
That's what I wanted.

434
00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:13,625
Energy's great. We talked a lot
about how to capture energy,

435
00:18:13,708 --> 00:18:15,500
as though that was a real thing
we could do.

436
00:18:15,583 --> 00:18:18,291
- Well, energy is everything.
- [Joe] Really?

437
00:18:18,375 --> 00:18:22,208
Kinetic, chemical, potential,
nuclear, sexual.

438
00:18:22,291 --> 00:18:25,250
You cannot really create it
or destroy it,

439
00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:28,166
but you can find ways
to shape it.

440
00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:30,916
- Mm.
- [Joe] Beautiful.

441
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,541
You shaped it
really beautifully here.

442
00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:34,500
- I love the shape.
- Thank you.

443
00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:37,291
Too existential for you, Joe?

444
00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:39,458
No. Hey...
Not existential enough for me.

445
00:18:39,541 --> 00:18:42,291
Let's get deep.
What is life? [Chuckles]

446
00:18:42,375 --> 00:18:43,916
[Chuckling]

447
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,083
Oh, that is my Spanish flan.

448
00:18:49,166 --> 00:18:52,541
No! Oh, my God! Flan.
Oh, how elegant.

449
00:18:52,625 --> 00:18:54,125
Fair warning.

450
00:18:54,208 --> 00:18:56,625
Once you try Piña's flan,
there's no going back.

451
00:18:56,708 --> 00:18:58,416
You'll be at our door
late at night,

452
00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:00,041
like a junkie under the bridge,

453
00:19:00,125 --> 00:19:03,708
saying, "We need a score",
like, uh... heroin.

454
00:19:05,375 --> 00:19:07,416
[Exhales] Wow!

455
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:08,833
Hmm.

456
00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:11,458
You might wanna
put it in the fridge.

457
00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:13,083
Yes. Yeah. Come...

458
00:19:13,166 --> 00:19:14,333
Yeah, you want it refrigerated.

459
00:19:14,416 --> 00:19:16,166
- Is it "flawn" or "flan"?
- Flan.

460
00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:17,458
- [Joe] Flan?
- [Piña] Flan.

461
00:19:17,541 --> 00:19:19,333
- [Joe] Thought it was "flawn".
- Yes.

462
00:19:25,458 --> 00:19:27,291
Oh!

463
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,541
[Sniffing]

464
00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:31,958
- [Piña] Remember to...
- [Angela] Yes! Right!

465
00:19:32,041 --> 00:19:34,250
[Clattering]

466
00:19:35,625 --> 00:19:37,541
I'm so sorry. I haven't...

467
00:19:37,625 --> 00:19:40,750
I literally haven't offered you
anything to drink. I'm so...

468
00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:46,625
We have
some beautiful sparkling...

469
00:19:46,708 --> 00:19:48,666
- Hmm!
- ...um, that...

470
00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:50,166
Or maybe you'd prefer...

471
00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:51,791
- Wine.
- Wine's better.

472
00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:54,125
- Wine. Wine.
- [Hawk] Yeah.

473
00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:56,416
Wine.
Do we have wine?

474
00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,458
- We do have wine.
- We do have wine?

475
00:19:58,541 --> 00:20:00,083
- Oh, we do. We have wine.
- Oh, wine.

476
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:02,583
[Mumbles] We have...
We have the anniversary wine.

477
00:20:02,666 --> 00:20:04,166
- Our anniversary wine?
- Yes.

478
00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:06,041
The wine my uncle gave us
for our anniversary

479
00:20:06,125 --> 00:20:07,666
that we've been saving
for a special occasion?

480
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:09,208
- Château Haut-Brion?
- Yes.

481
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,708
- 1980?
- Yes.

482
00:20:10,791 --> 00:20:12,500
Get the wine!

483
00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:13,875
- We have.
- We do have wine.

484
00:20:13,958 --> 00:20:16,000
We've been waiting
for the perfect moment.

485
00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:18,166
- Are you sure this is it?
- Yes! Yeah! Yeah, yeah. Yep.

486
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:21,083
- Yeah. Totally.
- [Mumbling]

487
00:20:21,166 --> 00:20:23,791
That's great. Finally!

488
00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:25,791
- Yep. Mm-hmm.
- There it is. 1982.

489
00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:27,291
- Yeah.
- Château Haut-Brion.

490
00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:28,791
Perfect. Great.

491
00:20:28,875 --> 00:20:30,000
[Hawk] You wanna save that
for another time?

492
00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:31,666
Oh my God, no! What time?

493
00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:33,541
- This is it!
- No. Are you kidding me? Yeah.

494
00:20:33,625 --> 00:20:35,833
No time like the present, huh?

495
00:20:36,708 --> 00:20:38,791
Do you wanna open it?

496
00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:43,000
- Of course. Yeah. Um... yep.
- That's not where it is.

497
00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:44,625
It's usually in there.
It should be in there.

498
00:20:44,708 --> 00:20:47,041
- No, it's never been in there.
- Definitely, I...

499
00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:48,958
- It should be in here.
- No, it's never been in there.

500
00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:51,666
- Literally never been in there!
- Never been in there?

501
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,750
It's not there. No, 'cause I
never would've put it in there.

502
00:20:53,833 --> 00:20:55,500
- That's not where it goes.
- [Joe] Often is in there.

503
00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:57,375
[Angela] It's literally
never been there.

504
00:20:57,458 --> 00:20:59,500
- Do you want me to do it?
- [Joe] Got it!

505
00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:02,791
Sorry. We don't, um...

506
00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:06,500
...have people over very often.

507
00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:07,958
- Do you want me to do it?
- I got it.

508
00:21:08,041 --> 00:21:09,208
OK.

509
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:17,166
- Boom! My God...
- Bravo!

510
00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:18,625
Wow!

511
00:21:18,708 --> 00:21:20,250
- Little bit of cork in there.
- Yeah...

512
00:21:20,333 --> 00:21:21,541
I had confidence, Joe.

513
00:21:21,625 --> 00:21:23,125
[Joe] Thank you.
I knew I'd get there.

514
00:21:23,208 --> 00:21:24,875
[Angela] Ah...

515
00:21:24,958 --> 00:21:28,625
- Mm... Yeah.
- Thank you so much.

516
00:21:28,708 --> 00:21:30,125
- Yes. Great.
- [Hawk] Sláinte.

517
00:21:30,208 --> 00:21:32,500
- [Piña] Salud.
- [Hawk] Joe, thank your uncle.

518
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:34,750
He's, uh... He's dead, so...

519
00:21:34,833 --> 00:21:38,166
Maybe next time.
Pretty weird guy.

520
00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:40,166
- Oh, how is your daughter?
- [Angela] Maggie?

521
00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:41,500
She's so cool.

522
00:21:41,583 --> 00:21:43,083
She is cool.
Yeah. She's great.

523
00:21:43,166 --> 00:21:45,041
- [Piña] I love her style.
- I know, right?

524
00:21:45,125 --> 00:21:46,583
- She's awesome.
- Yeah, she's...

525
00:21:46,666 --> 00:21:49,375
She's amazing.
I'm really gonna miss her.

526
00:21:49,458 --> 00:21:50,875
Where's she going?

527
00:21:52,416 --> 00:21:54,083
To college.

528
00:21:54,166 --> 00:21:57,083
In six years?
She's... She's twelve years old!

529
00:21:57,166 --> 00:22:00,083
Yeah, I know. But it's just...
I'm gonna miss her,

530
00:22:00,166 --> 00:22:02,875
and I'm just gonna be alone.

531
00:22:02,958 --> 00:22:05,041
What about me?
Where have I gone?

532
00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:06,750
I'm just saying it's gonna be...

533
00:22:06,833 --> 00:22:08,833
- It's gonna be different.
- Do you know something I don't?

534
00:22:08,916 --> 00:22:11,583
No, I do not. I'm just saying,
it... won't be the same.

535
00:22:11,666 --> 00:22:14,000
It's not gonna be the same.
So... I'm sorry.

536
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:16,708
I'm just, I feel like
I'm becoming emotional again.

537
00:22:16,791 --> 00:22:18,500
[Piña] Sorry for what?

538
00:22:18,583 --> 00:22:20,833
I mean, we would be crazy
if we didn't cry.

539
00:22:20,916 --> 00:22:22,416
- [Angela] Yeah.
- You know, it's the best way

540
00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:25,250
to release stress hormones, cortisol.

541
00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:27,500
Oh, I have a lot of that, then.
That's what I do.

542
00:22:27,583 --> 00:22:29,083
- She does.
- [Angela] It's just...

543
00:22:29,166 --> 00:22:30,875
There's nothing in the world
better than being a mom,

544
00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:32,458
you know?

545
00:22:32,541 --> 00:22:35,250
For... For some.

546
00:22:35,333 --> 00:22:40,541
But not everyone, because
that... that isn't your path.

547
00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:43,250
- You... You don't...
- I mean, we talk about it.

548
00:22:43,333 --> 00:22:44,833
- We think about it.
- Right.

549
00:22:44,916 --> 00:22:47,125
- [Hawk] Hasn't been a priority.
- Yeah.

550
00:22:47,208 --> 00:22:48,666
- No, no. Yeah, maybe.
- Yeah.

551
00:22:48,750 --> 00:22:50,291
- Maybe.
- That's great.

552
00:22:50,375 --> 00:22:52,125
You should probably decide
sooner than later.

553
00:22:53,333 --> 00:22:54,500
What?

554
00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:58,958
Whether or not
you're gonna have children.

555
00:23:00,333 --> 00:23:01,541
Why?

556
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:06,625
You know, just due to age.

557
00:23:09,166 --> 00:23:10,500
Whose age?

558
00:23:10,583 --> 00:23:12,208
You know? I mean...

559
00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:14,416
Picasso had a baby
when he was ninety, so...

560
00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:18,000
It's more... It's probably
more the science stuff.

561
00:23:18,083 --> 00:23:19,791
Mm... Science.

562
00:23:19,875 --> 00:23:23,666
Traditionally, the woman is...
I didn't want to talk about it.

563
00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:25,625
[Clears throat]
Actually, I have something...

564
00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:27,375
You know, time, she marches.

565
00:23:27,458 --> 00:23:29,458
Don't know if you saw it before,
but this is just something,

566
00:23:29,541 --> 00:23:32,916
a gesture to remind you of home.

567
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,708
Uh, it's just a little,
um... jamón.

568
00:23:35,791 --> 00:23:37,833
Oh, that is so sweet,
and I love how you say it.

569
00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:39,583
- Can you say it again?
- Jamón.

570
00:23:39,666 --> 00:23:41,916
Oh, my God.
It's so sweet, I will eat you!

571
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,583
- I cannot... I don't eat meat.
- [Joe] Hmm?

572
00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:46,958
- No?
- He does.

573
00:23:47,041 --> 00:23:48,916
I do. Yeah.
Full carnivore.

574
00:23:50,375 --> 00:23:52,625
Cheese? Do you...
We have so much cheese!

575
00:23:52,708 --> 00:23:55,458
No. I mean... no.
For me, no cheese.

576
00:23:55,541 --> 00:23:57,541
- You don't eat cheese? No...
- She's a vegan.

577
00:23:57,625 --> 00:23:59,416
- Inflammation.
- Right, yeah.

578
00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:01,791
- Oh, the crackers.
- I don't. Mm-mm.

579
00:24:01,875 --> 00:24:03,250
For me, also no.

580
00:24:03,333 --> 00:24:06,125
No gluten, no dairy, no meat,
no sugar.

581
00:24:06,208 --> 00:24:07,791
We got almonds.
You want almonds?

582
00:24:07,875 --> 00:24:09,166
Ah...

583
00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:12,125
- You love almonds.
- I love almonds.

584
00:24:12,208 --> 00:24:14,916
Really failed on the meat,
then, huh?

585
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,291
Meat fail.
Failed on the meat. It's OK.

586
00:24:17,375 --> 00:24:19,208
[Hawk] I will eat Piña's meat.

587
00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:21,916
All your beautiful meat
will get eaten. I'm starving.

588
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,500
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.

589
00:24:23,583 --> 00:24:25,125
It's totally... Hey, it's great.

590
00:24:25,208 --> 00:24:26,583
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

591
00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:28,125
Is there a bathroom I can use
before I...?

592
00:24:28,208 --> 00:24:29,708
It's this... that.

593
00:24:29,791 --> 00:24:32,583
- Yeah. Thank you. It's lovely.
- Great. I just...

594
00:24:32,666 --> 00:24:34,750
Piña, what do you want to eat?

595
00:24:34,833 --> 00:24:36,583
Whatever you want, I can get it.
I can order it.

596
00:24:36,666 --> 00:24:37,916
I can get it here so fast.

597
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,583
Five minutes.
They come on a bike.

598
00:24:39,666 --> 00:24:41,291
Anything, any cuisine you like.

599
00:24:41,375 --> 00:24:42,875
- What do you like?
- She's fine.

600
00:24:42,958 --> 00:24:44,916
- I don't want anything.
- Yeah, she's good.

601
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,333
But I don't understand

602
00:24:46,416 --> 00:24:49,541
how you put all of this together
so quickly.

603
00:24:49,625 --> 00:24:51,500
I mean, we only planned
this morning.

604
00:24:51,583 --> 00:24:54,333
- This is like magic.
- This morning? Really?

605
00:24:54,416 --> 00:24:57,916
Was it? Or... I think yes...
yesterday morning.

606
00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,375
- Just this morning?
- This morning.

607
00:24:59,458 --> 00:25:01,041
- [Joe] Not yesterday.
- Last... Last morning.

608
00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:02,833
- This morning?
- Last morning.

609
00:25:02,916 --> 00:25:05,458
[Joe] That's not an expression.
This morning. Happened today.

610
00:25:05,541 --> 00:25:07,666
Just because the days, they...
You know how they...

611
00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:09,250
[Joe] They kind of
blur into one.

612
00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:11,166
- This morning.
- [Angela] Yes.

613
00:25:11,250 --> 00:25:13,083
- [Shivering]
- [Joe] Are you cold?

614
00:25:13,166 --> 00:25:15,250
What are you doing?
What's happening right now?

615
00:25:15,333 --> 00:25:17,875
- What you doing right now?
- [Shivering] Am I OK?

616
00:25:17,958 --> 00:25:19,416
I don't know.
Are you choking?

617
00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:22,541
[Angela] I just feel a little...
Am I OK?

618
00:25:22,625 --> 00:25:23,875
[Joe] Are you choking
right now?

619
00:25:23,958 --> 00:25:25,958
[Angela] No, I...

620
00:25:26,041 --> 00:25:29,166
- [Mumbling] I get a little...
- This happens a lot?

621
00:25:29,250 --> 00:25:31,500
[Toilet flushing]

622
00:25:34,375 --> 00:25:36,083
[Exhales]

623
00:25:39,958 --> 00:25:42,208
[Piña] It could be the beginning
of perimenopause.

624
00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:43,791
- What?
- Perimenopause?

625
00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:46,125
And it can be such
a challenging, horrible time...

626
00:25:46,208 --> 00:25:47,375
[Joe] Holy shit.

627
00:25:47,458 --> 00:25:49,000
...and last
more than ten years.

628
00:25:49,083 --> 00:25:50,916
- [Angela] Oh, God.
- Oh, my God. Great!

629
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,333
Makes me so angry,

630
00:25:52,416 --> 00:25:54,708
how so many people still today

631
00:25:54,791 --> 00:25:57,500
talk about hot flashes
as the only problem.

632
00:25:57,583 --> 00:25:59,583
- I know.
- [Piña] This is a serious,

633
00:25:59,666 --> 00:26:03,375
huge neuroendocrine change
that affects everything -

634
00:26:03,458 --> 00:26:07,083
memory, cardiovascular health,
metabolism -

635
00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:09,541
and we are expected
just to deal with it.

636
00:26:09,625 --> 00:26:13,708
Just deal with depression,
anxiety, brain fog, insomnia.

637
00:26:13,791 --> 00:26:16,125
Mood swings.
Is that one of 'em?

638
00:26:16,208 --> 00:26:18,125
Yeah. Yeah.
Resentment towards your spouse.

639
00:26:18,208 --> 00:26:20,958
Overspending
on home goods and cheeses.

640
00:26:21,041 --> 00:26:23,166
Abundance of charcuterie.

641
00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:26,625
I knew you were gonna make
a joke about it.

642
00:26:26,708 --> 00:26:28,625
I am. I'm making a joke.
I thought...

643
00:26:28,708 --> 00:26:31,250
Let me explain it to you
in a different way.

644
00:26:31,333 --> 00:26:33,000
[Joe] OK.

645
00:26:34,458 --> 00:26:40,416
What if your testicles
shriveled up and died,

646
00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:44,708
and your empty ball sack
flopped around in the breeze

647
00:26:44,791 --> 00:26:49,000
for the next thirty years or so?

648
00:26:49,083 --> 00:26:51,166
How would you like that?

649
00:26:52,541 --> 00:26:54,125
I wouldn't like that.

650
00:26:54,208 --> 00:26:56,625
- No. You wouldn't.
- [Joe] No.

651
00:26:56,708 --> 00:26:59,791
- So, don't joke about it.
- [Joe] OK. Copy that. I won't.

652
00:26:59,875 --> 00:27:01,958
I get it. I'm sorry.

653
00:27:02,041 --> 00:27:04,083
Are you a doctor
or something like that?

654
00:27:04,166 --> 00:27:06,875
- I'm a psychotherapist.
- [Joe] Ah.

655
00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:08,791
- And a sexologist.
- [Angela] Oh.

656
00:27:08,875 --> 00:27:11,500
- "Sexologist"?
- And I also care about women.

657
00:27:11,583 --> 00:27:13,458
- I, uh... care about women.
- [♪ "Flea Waltz" on piano]

658
00:27:13,541 --> 00:27:17,750
[Hawk] Hey, they got, uh...
like, a whole music studio here.

659
00:27:17,833 --> 00:27:20,416
That's gonna...
That's gonna be bad.

660
00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:22,000
You the...
You the piano player?

661
00:27:22,083 --> 00:27:25,416
- No one plays that anymore.
- Really? It's so nice.

662
00:27:26,583 --> 00:27:28,166
No?

663
00:27:28,916 --> 00:27:30,583
Joe was in a band.

664
00:27:30,666 --> 00:27:32,875
- [Piña] Oh, really? In a band?
- [Angela] Yeah, in a band.

665
00:27:32,958 --> 00:27:34,500
- [Piña] In a band?
- [Angela] Mm-hmm.

666
00:27:34,583 --> 00:27:36,291
Do we know you, and we
just don't know we know you?

667
00:27:36,375 --> 00:27:37,916
- No. No, definitely not.
- Sure?

668
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,875
Yes, I'm positive. Yeah.

669
00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:41,291
[Angela] They might.

670
00:27:41,375 --> 00:27:42,708
- Don't think so.
- [Piña] No?

671
00:27:42,791 --> 00:27:44,416
[Angela]
Remember The Onslaught?

672
00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:46,416
- Yeah, The Onslaught.
- They had a song, uh...

673
00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:48,041
"One Girl".
It was very big.

674
00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:50,000
- "One Girl", yeah.
- It was really big in...

675
00:27:50,083 --> 00:27:51,791
Yeah, for one week.

676
00:27:51,875 --> 00:27:54,166
- In two thousand and...
- 2008.

677
00:27:54,250 --> 00:27:56,291
- Yeah.
- [Piña] Were you the girl?

678
00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:57,916
I was, I was.

679
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,250
- Still is. Technically.
- [Angela] Technically, still.

680
00:28:00,333 --> 00:28:03,333
Yes.
I was the girl.

681
00:28:03,416 --> 00:28:04,625
[Piña] What kind of music?

682
00:28:04,708 --> 00:28:07,416
Well, it's like
pop, punk, indie...

683
00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:09,875
It's, like... It's not, uh...
It's... It's a dead genre.

684
00:28:09,958 --> 00:28:13,000
- Can we listen to it?
- No.

685
00:28:13,083 --> 00:28:14,916
But, I mean...
You know, can we...

686
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,416
- Can you find it on Spotify?
- No.

687
00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:19,875
Do you ever play live?
We could come see you.

688
00:28:19,958 --> 00:28:21,791
Yeah, you kind of
missed that window

689
00:28:21,875 --> 00:28:24,208
by a few decades, unfortunately.

690
00:28:24,291 --> 00:28:26,625
[Angela] Joe plays...
He actually teaches music now.

691
00:28:26,708 --> 00:28:28,333
- Yeah.
- [Hawk] Where?

692
00:28:28,416 --> 00:28:31,333
- East Bay.
- Like, Berkeley?

693
00:28:31,416 --> 00:28:36,166
No. East Bay Music.
It's a small conservatory.

694
00:28:36,250 --> 00:28:38,666
- It's an amazing school.
- It's fine. It's a fine school.

695
00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:40,458
[Hawk] You're a music professor?

696
00:28:40,541 --> 00:28:41,958
[Both] Associate.

697
00:28:42,041 --> 00:28:44,208
[Hawk] Wow.
That's really cool.

698
00:28:44,291 --> 00:28:46,791
It's fine.

699
00:28:46,875 --> 00:28:49,208
[Hawk] I'm sorry.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

700
00:28:49,291 --> 00:28:51,083
- [Piña speaking Spanish]
- I'm sorry.

701
00:28:51,166 --> 00:28:52,666
What is the...

702
00:28:52,750 --> 00:28:55,666
- Oh, come on.
- Ah, la alfombra.

703
00:28:57,541 --> 00:28:59,541
What is going on here?

704
00:28:59,625 --> 00:29:02,708
This rug.
Where'd you get it?

705
00:29:02,791 --> 00:29:04,500
[Piña] He is obsessed
with carpets.

706
00:29:04,583 --> 00:29:06,041
Oh! So am I.

707
00:29:06,125 --> 00:29:09,000
- I love rugs. Joe not so much.
- Not so much.

708
00:29:09,083 --> 00:29:11,666
More into credenza,
sconces, things like that.

709
00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:16,375
Holy shit,
I think it's a Heriz.

710
00:29:16,458 --> 00:29:17,833
No!

711
00:29:17,916 --> 00:29:19,583
- And it's...
- [Hawk] Where did you get this?

712
00:29:19,666 --> 00:29:22,375
- I got it at a flea market.
- A flea market? No, you didn't.

713
00:29:22,458 --> 00:29:23,541
- [Angela] I did.
- [Hawk] No, you didn't.

714
00:29:23,625 --> 00:29:25,125
[Angela]
I just liked the colors.

715
00:29:25,208 --> 00:29:28,083
You did? Well, you found
a Van Gogh in a garage sale.

716
00:29:28,166 --> 00:29:29,708
- I did?
- Wow, look at that!

717
00:29:29,791 --> 00:29:32,375
- But it's a rug, so...
- [Hawk] No, it's not.

718
00:29:32,458 --> 00:29:34,500
- It's a Heriz.
- It's a Heriz.

719
00:29:34,583 --> 00:29:36,083
Rug.

720
00:29:36,708 --> 00:29:38,291
Hmm.

721
00:29:38,375 --> 00:29:40,708
But you didn't pay
a fortune for this?

722
00:29:40,791 --> 00:29:41,833
I did not.

723
00:29:41,916 --> 00:29:43,416
- You swear?
- It's a rug.

724
00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:47,875
Wow. You have a gift. I mean...
And that's, like... wow!

725
00:29:47,958 --> 00:29:50,458
I wanna take off my clothes
and just lie naked on it.

726
00:29:50,541 --> 00:29:51,875
- Do it.
- [Hawk] Can you imagine

727
00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:54,000
the things this carpet has seen?

728
00:29:54,083 --> 00:29:56,541
- So many stories.
- It's really, like...

729
00:29:56,625 --> 00:29:57,875
really cut it.

730
00:29:57,958 --> 00:30:00,500
An incredible, incredible vibe.

731
00:30:00,583 --> 00:30:03,083
- Good energy.
- [Exhales] Wow!

732
00:30:03,166 --> 00:30:04,916
Really good energy.
Yeah.

733
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,208
He did our entire apartment.

734
00:30:07,291 --> 00:30:09,416
It's so beautiful.
You have to come over.

735
00:30:09,500 --> 00:30:11,250
And we really mean it,
unlike you, Joe.

736
00:30:11,333 --> 00:30:12,791
[Joe] Ha, ha, ha.
Very funny.

737
00:30:12,875 --> 00:30:14,666
Are you an interior designer
or something?

738
00:30:14,750 --> 00:30:16,500
What?
Oh, thank you. No.

739
00:30:16,583 --> 00:30:17,833
No. He is a fireman.

740
00:30:17,916 --> 00:30:19,708
Firefighter, we say.
Firefighter.

741
00:30:19,791 --> 00:30:21,083
You're a firefighter?

742
00:30:21,166 --> 00:30:23,250
You're not a...
You weren't a firefighter.

743
00:30:23,333 --> 00:30:24,958
Yeah, he was a fire captain.

744
00:30:25,041 --> 00:30:27,000
- You were a fire captain?
- Captain Hawk?

745
00:30:27,083 --> 00:30:29,166
- Captain Hawk. No, you weren't.
- Oh, my God.

746
00:30:29,250 --> 00:30:31,458
You're not Captain Hawk.
That's bullshit.

747
00:30:31,541 --> 00:30:33,125
- Why?
- [Joe] "Why"?

748
00:30:33,208 --> 00:30:34,625
You don't seem like
a firefighter.

749
00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:36,333
[Hawk] What does a firefighter
seem like?

750
00:30:36,416 --> 00:30:38,000
They're brawnier.
They're brawnier.

751
00:30:38,083 --> 00:30:39,708
- They have moustaches.
- [Angela] What do you mean?

752
00:30:39,791 --> 00:30:42,208
- They're brawnier
- ¿Qué es eso de "brawny"?

753
00:30:42,291 --> 00:30:44,333
- Fuerte. Fuerte.
- More fuerte. More fuerte.

754
00:30:44,416 --> 00:30:45,916
[Angela] He's very fuerte.

755
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,125
He's pretty fuerte, although
he could be more fuerte.

756
00:30:48,208 --> 00:30:49,958
I don't know
if he's fireman fuerte.

757
00:30:50,041 --> 00:30:51,250
I was more fuerte
in the beginning,

758
00:30:51,333 --> 00:30:53,375
but I was, you know...

759
00:30:53,458 --> 00:30:56,750
I got to my pension.
I just decided I'd had enough

760
00:30:56,833 --> 00:31:01,416
and kind of gave up my hose
for the command job, and then...

761
00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:03,125
- Thank God.
- ...I retired

762
00:31:03,208 --> 00:31:05,833
and just started pursuing
my other interests

763
00:31:05,916 --> 00:31:08,833
- and new adventures.
- Now he's studying roofing.

764
00:31:08,916 --> 00:31:10,958
- Roofing. Beautiful.
- The adventure of roofing.

765
00:31:11,041 --> 00:31:14,291
- No, sorry. Rolfing. Rolfing.
- That's what I said.

766
00:31:14,375 --> 00:31:16,000
- Rolfing.
- Rolfing.

767
00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:17,375
- Say it again.
- No.

768
00:31:17,458 --> 00:31:19,291
- Say it again.
- [Both speaking Spanish]

769
00:31:22,291 --> 00:31:24,958
You're a masseuse now.
That's cool.

770
00:31:25,041 --> 00:31:26,333
You gonna work
in the Four Seasons?

771
00:31:26,416 --> 00:31:28,583
No, no. Rolfing's a...

772
00:31:28,666 --> 00:31:31,083
It's a much deeper modality.

773
00:31:31,166 --> 00:31:35,375
It... It... It's challenging
for both parties, really.

774
00:31:35,458 --> 00:31:37,666
But, um... yeah, to be healing.

775
00:31:37,750 --> 00:31:40,750
I'm almost certified.
You wanna jump on my table, Joe?

776
00:31:40,833 --> 00:31:43,250
- Never in a million years.
- [Hawk laughing]

777
00:31:45,458 --> 00:31:47,958
Yeah...
I really love you, Joe.

778
00:31:49,125 --> 00:31:50,541
What do you love about me, Hawk?

779
00:31:52,625 --> 00:31:55,291
I like how honest you are
about what you're feeling.

780
00:31:56,500 --> 00:31:59,166
Well,
in the pursuit of honesty...

781
00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:00,791
Who wants a house tour?

782
00:32:00,875 --> 00:32:02,666
Would you like to see more?
There's so much more.

783
00:32:02,750 --> 00:32:04,125
- [Hawk] I do.
- [Angela] Great.

784
00:32:04,208 --> 00:32:05,750
- [Hawk] Yeah. I definitely do.
- [Joe] Yeah.

785
00:32:05,833 --> 00:32:08,458
I'm actually gonna smoke
a joint. I've seen the place.

786
00:32:08,541 --> 00:32:10,791
[Angela] What? Now?
Joe! No!

787
00:32:10,875 --> 00:32:13,166
Can I come with you?

788
00:32:13,250 --> 00:32:15,416
- [Joe] Really?
- Yeah. Can I?

789
00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:19,375
- [Joe] Sure. Totally.
- You gonna go up to the roof?

790
00:32:19,458 --> 00:32:22,500
I thought I'd just, you know,
maybe go in my office.

791
00:32:22,583 --> 00:32:24,458
That's cool, right? Unless
you have a problem with that.

792
00:32:24,541 --> 00:32:26,208
- No. Yeah. Yeah.
- Cool. Right?

793
00:32:26,291 --> 00:32:28,750
- Cool. Yeah. Cool. Yeah.
- So, yeah. Yeah. Cool, right?

794
00:32:28,833 --> 00:32:31,125
- Cool. Yeah. Let's go.
- Uh...

795
00:32:31,208 --> 00:32:33,666
Do you wanna open a window
'cause... you know.

796
00:32:33,750 --> 00:32:35,250
- [Joe] Yeah, sure.
- Great.

797
00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:41,041
A lot of stuff in here.

798
00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:43,791
[Hawk] What do you got
other than this?

799
00:32:43,875 --> 00:32:45,375
- You saw this.
- Copenhagen Designs.

800
00:32:45,458 --> 00:32:47,125
Oh, if you like...
Let's... Here.

801
00:32:47,208 --> 00:32:49,750
We'll start in here.
I wanna show you...

802
00:32:49,833 --> 00:32:53,291
- You spend a lot of time here.
- I do. You can tell?

803
00:32:53,375 --> 00:32:55,875
- Yes, I can.
- Yeah, it's...

804
00:32:55,958 --> 00:32:57,541
It's a little messy.
I'm usually...

805
00:32:57,625 --> 00:32:59,916
um, you know,
usually alone in here.

806
00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:07,166
There you go. [Chuckles]

807
00:33:08,125 --> 00:33:09,666
There you go. [Chuckles]

808
00:33:09,750 --> 00:33:11,333
But chaos...

809
00:33:11,416 --> 00:33:13,166
Biggest sign of creativity.

810
00:33:13,250 --> 00:33:14,916
Really? Good. Great.

811
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,500
It means you're focused
on more important things.

812
00:33:17,583 --> 00:33:19,500
Oh, you know, that's...

813
00:33:19,583 --> 00:33:21,750
That's how I like
to think of it. Not sure...

814
00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,875
Not sure Angela would
agree with that.

815
00:33:23,958 --> 00:33:27,208
She purges things.
Disgusting in here. [Chuckles]

816
00:33:27,291 --> 00:33:30,375
[Angela] I actually did
all of this grouting myself,

817
00:33:30,458 --> 00:33:32,708
which I love.
I... I find it meditative.

818
00:33:32,791 --> 00:33:34,458
Joe thinks I'm insane.

819
00:33:34,541 --> 00:33:36,875
And then the floor... I mean,
I'm sure this is something

820
00:33:36,958 --> 00:33:38,625
- you might have picked up.
- [Hawk] No.

821
00:33:38,708 --> 00:33:40,125
No?

822
00:33:40,208 --> 00:33:43,416
- Original ceramic penny tile.
- [Hawk] Wow.

823
00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:44,791
[Angela]
Anyway, that was

824
00:33:44,875 --> 00:33:46,416
sort of similar
to what was there before.

825
00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:48,583
But that was kind of
what I was going for with the...

826
00:33:48,666 --> 00:33:51,583
The whole theme was, um...
renovation without change,

827
00:33:51,666 --> 00:33:55,083
which I think I succeeded in,

828
00:33:55,166 --> 00:33:56,875
you know,
just to keep it original,

829
00:33:56,958 --> 00:33:59,791
but with a new surface.

830
00:33:59,875 --> 00:34:04,375
I mean, admittedly,
I know a lot less about tile

831
00:34:04,458 --> 00:34:06,291
than I've learned about rugs,

832
00:34:06,375 --> 00:34:08,916
and a lot of the bathrooms
that I've seen

833
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,375
- have been on fire, so, my...
- Oh, no.

834
00:34:11,458 --> 00:34:13,083
...my relationship with them
was fleeting.

835
00:34:13,166 --> 00:34:14,833
But, um, I'd have just said

836
00:34:14,916 --> 00:34:18,083
this was an immaculately
preserved vintage...

837
00:34:19,791 --> 00:34:21,166
...bathroom.

838
00:34:21,250 --> 00:34:24,458
Wow. Um, that's
what I was going for. That's...

839
00:34:24,541 --> 00:34:26,791
- [Hawk] You fooled me.
- Wow! [Laughs]

840
00:34:26,875 --> 00:34:30,083
- Oh! Facebook marketplace.
- [Hawk] Come on.

841
00:34:30,166 --> 00:34:32,041
The jamón is not...
is not jamón.

842
00:34:32,125 --> 00:34:34,416
- [Joe] That's not jamón?
- No, it's really prosciutto.

843
00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:36,125
- [Joe] It's prosciutto?
- Which is OK.

844
00:34:36,208 --> 00:34:37,750
It doesn't look like jamón.
It looks like prosciutto.

845
00:34:37,833 --> 00:34:39,291
[Piña] But I didn't wanna
say anything.

846
00:34:39,375 --> 00:34:40,500
No, yeah, don't.

847
00:34:40,583 --> 00:34:42,125
If you told her
that wasn't jamón,

848
00:34:42,208 --> 00:34:44,458
she would commit suicide
in our dining room.

849
00:34:44,541 --> 00:34:45,958
I'm telling you that right now.

850
00:34:46,041 --> 00:34:48,500
She can't take it.
She could not take that.

851
00:34:48,583 --> 00:34:50,208
- More?
- [Chuckling]

852
00:34:51,750 --> 00:34:54,000
- [Joe] You good?
- No, no.

853
00:34:54,083 --> 00:34:57,333
Like, I... I don't want more
because then...

854
00:34:57,416 --> 00:34:59,333
If I have more than one hit,

855
00:34:59,416 --> 00:35:02,125
I start counting objects,
and I can't stop,

856
00:35:02,208 --> 00:35:04,208
and imagine what that
would be like in here.

857
00:35:04,291 --> 00:35:06,208
[Joe] You start counting
objects? [Laughing]

858
00:35:06,291 --> 00:35:07,916
I've never heard of that.

859
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,625
We'd lose you for the rest
of your life. [Laughing]

860
00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:11,916
Exactly.

861
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,666
Exactly. What is this?

862
00:35:14,750 --> 00:35:16,666
[Joe] It's...
It's for a xylophone.

863
00:35:16,750 --> 00:35:18,708
Exactly.
You figured it out.

864
00:35:18,791 --> 00:35:20,791
It's intuitive, ultimately.

865
00:35:20,875 --> 00:35:23,041
There's only one of those,
so you're OK.

866
00:35:23,125 --> 00:35:25,416
Figured it out. [Laughing]

867
00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:27,666
This is actually, um...

868
00:35:27,750 --> 00:35:32,500
This is where the two
apartments were combined.

869
00:35:32,583 --> 00:35:35,333
And you can just see the...
'cause it's a bit thicker there,

870
00:35:35,416 --> 00:35:37,916
that that's where they, um...

871
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,916
where there used to be
a separation.

872
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,083
- A wall.
- Wall! [Laughs]

873
00:35:43,166 --> 00:35:45,333
That was...
what they call a wall.

874
00:35:45,416 --> 00:35:47,125
The technical term is "wall".

875
00:35:47,208 --> 00:35:49,041
We literally
are just that much, so...

876
00:35:49,125 --> 00:35:50,333
Oh, right,
'cause you guys are...

877
00:35:50,416 --> 00:35:52,666
- Yeah, yeah. It's so lucky.
- Huh!

878
00:35:52,750 --> 00:35:55,708
Well, so, this is Maggie's room,
and I actually did...

879
00:35:55,791 --> 00:35:57,166
I did all the stenciling,

880
00:35:57,250 --> 00:35:58,958
and she's probably
a little old for it now.

881
00:35:59,041 --> 00:36:00,583
I'm probably gonna
have to change it, but I...

882
00:36:00,666 --> 00:36:03,916
- No, it's cute.
- Yeah, it's... Yeah.

883
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,125
- The carpeting is...
- [Grunts]

884
00:36:06,208 --> 00:36:08,041
- Oh!
- Wow.

885
00:36:08,125 --> 00:36:10,333
- Oh.
- God. That's so good.

886
00:36:10,416 --> 00:36:13,375
- Oh!
- Is that, like, Larry Salton?

887
00:36:13,458 --> 00:36:15,958
Oh, no. No. No, no.
That... That is me.

888
00:36:17,583 --> 00:36:20,625
- You took it?
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

889
00:36:20,708 --> 00:36:23,000
Wow! Do you work
as a photographer?

890
00:36:23,083 --> 00:36:24,666
[Laughs] No.

891
00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:27,083
No, I went to art school,
like, a million years ago,

892
00:36:27,166 --> 00:36:29,666
and I got a degree
I did literally nothing with,

893
00:36:29,750 --> 00:36:31,500
and that is from then.

894
00:36:31,583 --> 00:36:34,750
I mean, I think...
you know, you...

895
00:36:34,833 --> 00:36:36,875
Your creativity
is all over this place.

896
00:36:36,958 --> 00:36:38,791
I think you're really talented.

897
00:36:40,208 --> 00:36:41,666
Thank you.

898
00:36:41,750 --> 00:36:43,458
What about this?

899
00:36:43,541 --> 00:36:46,500
Oh, that's, no, 'cause that...
That's the bedroom, which is...

900
00:36:46,583 --> 00:36:48,291
- What's going on in here?
- Yeah.

901
00:36:48,375 --> 00:36:50,166
No, I know, I didn't...
I didn't...

902
00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:53,000
It's... not part of the tour.
[Laughs]

903
00:36:53,083 --> 00:36:56,416
- It's a pretty important room.
- Yeah... Yeah.

904
00:36:56,500 --> 00:36:57,833
Yes. He is a fireman.

905
00:36:57,916 --> 00:36:59,708
[Joe] He's really
a fireman? Yeah.

906
00:36:59,791 --> 00:37:02,125
How long
have you been with him?

907
00:37:02,208 --> 00:37:05,250
Uh... one year.
A little less than one year.

908
00:37:05,333 --> 00:37:06,875
- [Joe] One year. That's it?
- Mm.

909
00:37:06,958 --> 00:37:08,291
[Joe] Oh, wow.

910
00:37:08,375 --> 00:37:10,083
Would've thought longer.

911
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,125
I was married before.

912
00:37:14,208 --> 00:37:15,958
- [Joe] Really?
- Yeah.

913
00:37:16,041 --> 00:37:17,166
[Joe] Interesting.

914
00:37:17,250 --> 00:37:20,125
How did you meet the fireman?

915
00:37:20,208 --> 00:37:22,416
He was my patient.

916
00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:24,083
He was your patient?

917
00:37:24,166 --> 00:37:26,750
And then you started dating him?

918
00:37:26,833 --> 00:37:28,208
Piña!

919
00:37:28,291 --> 00:37:31,750
This was Joe's parents' house.

920
00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:33,125
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah.

921
00:37:33,208 --> 00:37:34,833
- He grew up here?
- He grew up here.

922
00:37:34,916 --> 00:37:38,833
Yeah. He was conceived
right here.

923
00:37:38,916 --> 00:37:40,458
- On this bed?
- No. No, no, different bed.

924
00:37:40,541 --> 00:37:42,583
- Oh, good. Yeah.
- Different mattress.

925
00:37:42,666 --> 00:37:44,708
- Different bed.
- Parental fluids is, like,

926
00:37:44,791 --> 00:37:46,416
a little bit too intimate, maybe.

927
00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:48,958
I mean, he hates...
hates people knowing this,

928
00:37:49,041 --> 00:37:50,666
- so don't...
- Why?

929
00:37:50,750 --> 00:37:53,041
Because, I mean, we could
never in a million years

930
00:37:53,125 --> 00:37:55,250
afford this place.

931
00:37:55,333 --> 00:37:58,291
No shame in that. Like, nobody
in America can afford anything.

932
00:37:58,375 --> 00:38:00,666
Yeah, but he just...
He really...

933
00:38:00,750 --> 00:38:02,416
- It's a bit... eezzz!
- That's crazy.

934
00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:05,083
- Yeah, it's not a...
- It's such a gift. I mean...

935
00:38:05,166 --> 00:38:07,625
- Just...
- Well, that's what I think.

936
00:38:07,708 --> 00:38:11,000
- Make it positive, you know?
- Yeah.

937
00:38:11,083 --> 00:38:15,250
Be grateful and lean into it.
Make it your own, you know?

938
00:38:15,333 --> 00:38:17,208
- Yeah.
- So much pleasure in that.

939
00:38:17,291 --> 00:38:18,666
Yeah...

940
00:38:18,750 --> 00:38:20,166
Yeah.

941
00:38:24,250 --> 00:38:25,916
Can I ask you something?

942
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,708
Sure.

943
00:38:27,791 --> 00:38:29,708
I just... I have a...

944
00:38:29,791 --> 00:38:31,750
I have a decision to make,
and I...

945
00:38:31,833 --> 00:38:34,291
I feel like you might be able
to help me make it.

946
00:38:34,375 --> 00:38:37,625
I mean, if I can, yeah.

947
00:38:37,708 --> 00:38:39,208
Wait, did you
leave your husband for Hawk?

948
00:38:39,291 --> 00:38:41,875
- Is that what happened?
- No, no, no. I didn't.

949
00:38:41,958 --> 00:38:45,291
That relationship was over
when I met him.

950
00:38:49,875 --> 00:38:53,166
How did you know
that, uh... it was over,

951
00:38:53,250 --> 00:38:55,166
if you don't mind me asking?

952
00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:58,416
'Cause we stopped having sex,
then we stopped talking.

953
00:38:58,500 --> 00:39:01,875
Then we were strangers.

954
00:39:01,958 --> 00:39:05,916
People... people forget
that they deserve more.

955
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:09,333
You know?
They start living on migajas.

956
00:39:10,291 --> 00:39:12,958
- Crumbs.
- Crumbs. Yeah.

957
00:39:13,041 --> 00:39:15,791
And I cannot live like that.
I'd rather die.

958
00:39:15,875 --> 00:39:19,291
I think you really
just have to listen to

959
00:39:19,375 --> 00:39:21,500
what is your heart
kind of pulling you toward,

960
00:39:21,583 --> 00:39:23,708
what vision of yourself?

961
00:39:24,916 --> 00:39:26,416
You know?

962
00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:29,291
I mean, do you see yourself
walking on a cold beach

963
00:39:29,375 --> 00:39:32,750
alone with the wind in your face
and the clarity of that?

964
00:39:32,833 --> 00:39:37,666
Or sitting on a southern porch
in the heat,

965
00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:40,250
holding hands and getting old...

966
00:39:42,875 --> 00:39:45,625
...or...

967
00:39:45,708 --> 00:39:49,125
...sitting in a Copenhagen café
with a stranger?

968
00:39:50,416 --> 00:39:53,000
- I'd go with Copenhagen.
- [Laughs]

969
00:39:53,083 --> 00:39:54,875
I feel the same way. I...

970
00:39:54,958 --> 00:39:57,791
For some reason,
I knew that you would feel that.

971
00:39:57,875 --> 00:40:00,000
It seems so clear

972
00:40:00,083 --> 00:40:01,958
now that we're here
looking at it. I, uh...

973
00:40:02,041 --> 00:40:03,708
You're so right. It's...

974
00:40:03,791 --> 00:40:05,291
It was right there
the whole time.

975
00:40:05,375 --> 00:40:07,125
God! Thank you.

976
00:40:07,208 --> 00:40:09,541
- You didn't need an opinion.
- I did, though. I needed you.

977
00:40:09,625 --> 00:40:11,208
- You just needed...
- No, you don't understand.

978
00:40:11,291 --> 00:40:13,791
It's been months of this.
I've been tortured, and...

979
00:40:13,875 --> 00:40:16,166
You just needed someone to
tell you what you already knew.

980
00:40:16,250 --> 00:40:17,458
Yeah.

981
00:40:17,541 --> 00:40:19,250
Joe just...

982
00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:22,125
He thinks they all look
the same. He... yeah.

983
00:40:22,208 --> 00:40:25,333
- Is... Is he color blind?
- He might be.

984
00:40:25,416 --> 00:40:27,416
- That man's name is Hawk.
- Shh!

985
00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:30,333
There's worse birds.
Could've been worse.

986
00:40:30,416 --> 00:40:32,208
Just know that
at the end of the day -

987
00:40:32,291 --> 00:40:35,500
of all the birds,
it's a pretty cool one.

988
00:40:35,583 --> 00:40:37,833
"What is your name?"
"My name is Pigeon."

989
00:40:37,916 --> 00:40:40,000
[Joe] "I'm Pigeon." [Laughs]

990
00:40:40,083 --> 00:40:43,750
Shh! No, I...

991
00:40:43,833 --> 00:40:46,666
Please, this is torture.
I cannot laugh at his name.

992
00:40:46,750 --> 00:40:48,333
I'm sorry. How dare I?

993
00:40:48,416 --> 00:40:49,875
"This is my boyfriend, Pelican.

994
00:40:49,958 --> 00:40:51,375
- "He's a sweetheart."
- [Piña laughing]

995
00:40:51,458 --> 00:40:53,375
And I grabbed a tank,
and I went back in,

996
00:40:53,458 --> 00:40:55,000
and the dog was
where they said it would be.

997
00:40:55,083 --> 00:40:56,458
And that's when I ran out of air

998
00:40:56,541 --> 00:40:58,041
because I had grabbed
an empty tank.

999
00:40:58,125 --> 00:40:59,833
Oh, God! Oh, no.

1000
00:40:59,916 --> 00:41:01,833
Yeah. So, I just...
I sucked a lot of smoke,

1001
00:41:01,916 --> 00:41:04,500
and I burned my lungs
and my throat.

1002
00:41:04,583 --> 00:41:06,583
Oh, wow. Wow.

1003
00:41:06,666 --> 00:41:09,416
- And then it was time to quit.
- Yeah.

1004
00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:10,708
Yeah, yeah.

1005
00:41:10,791 --> 00:41:12,958
But... you know what?

1006
00:41:13,041 --> 00:41:17,416
Life's been so expansive
since then

1007
00:41:17,500 --> 00:41:20,250
that I kind of can't believe

1008
00:41:20,333 --> 00:41:22,166
that I did it
as long as I did it.

1009
00:41:23,333 --> 00:41:26,083
And now... rugs.

1010
00:41:26,166 --> 00:41:27,541
- Rugs.
- Rugs.

1011
00:41:27,625 --> 00:41:30,333
Yeah.

1012
00:41:30,416 --> 00:41:33,125
- I love them so much.
- I love them, too.

1013
00:41:33,208 --> 00:41:34,916
- It's a problem.
- Yeah, I know.

1014
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:38,208
'Cause I...
I just want all of them.

1015
00:41:38,291 --> 00:41:40,375
- I want all... the rugs.
- ...the rugs.

1016
00:41:40,458 --> 00:41:42,416
[Laughing]

1017
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:44,500
- Same.
- Yeah.

1018
00:41:47,625 --> 00:41:49,625
Have you...

1019
00:41:49,708 --> 00:41:51,375
Have you got tequila?

1020
00:41:51,458 --> 00:41:53,666
Do... I do have tequila!
I have.

1021
00:41:53,750 --> 00:41:55,125
- Would you like some?
- Yeah.

1022
00:41:55,208 --> 00:41:57,041
- Yes. OK. Yeah. Yeah.
- Please. I mean...

1023
00:41:57,125 --> 00:41:58,416
- They're smoking a joint.
- Right?

1024
00:41:58,500 --> 00:42:00,541
- We better catch up, right?
- Yeah.

1025
00:42:03,708 --> 00:42:06,666
I'm just gonna go
to the bathroom real quick.

1026
00:42:10,958 --> 00:42:12,500
[Exhales sharply]

1027
00:42:13,125 --> 00:42:14,291
These are beautiful!

1028
00:42:14,375 --> 00:42:15,916
Thanks.
They're silly. They're old.

1029
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,541
- They're, uh...
- No, they are beautiful.

1030
00:42:17,625 --> 00:42:19,291
- They are interesting.
- Thank you.

1031
00:42:19,375 --> 00:42:21,166
- Yeah. Appreciate it.
- Look, I have this one.

1032
00:42:21,250 --> 00:42:22,833
Oh, wow, nice! Sun.

1033
00:42:22,916 --> 00:42:24,250
I... I have this one.

1034
00:42:39,625 --> 00:42:42,416
- Sorry, I want you to see...
- Take your time.

1035
00:42:42,500 --> 00:42:45,416
They're two in one, or... Yeah.

1036
00:42:46,500 --> 00:42:49,416
- Oh, wow!
- OK. What is that?

1037
00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:51,708
- It's two birds.
- Piña and Hawk.

1038
00:42:51,791 --> 00:42:55,166
Piña and Hawk.
Look at the that! That's nice.

1039
00:42:55,250 --> 00:42:57,541
I like that. [Chuckles]

1040
00:43:00,125 --> 00:43:02,583
So, when did you get them?

1041
00:43:02,666 --> 00:43:05,208
- When you were in that band?
- I did, yeah.

1042
00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:06,875
Pretty old. Long time ago.

1043
00:43:06,958 --> 00:43:08,791
Twenty...
Twenty years ago, maybe.

1044
00:43:21,875 --> 00:43:23,500
- That's, uh...
- Oh!

1045
00:43:23,583 --> 00:43:24,958
- Yeah.
- Wow.

1046
00:43:25,041 --> 00:43:27,500
You know, um...
you should replace this.

1047
00:43:27,583 --> 00:43:28,875
It's really dangerous.

1048
00:43:28,958 --> 00:43:30,875
This old single-pane stuff.

1049
00:43:30,958 --> 00:43:33,541
It'll shatter
with even a little bit of heat.

1050
00:43:33,625 --> 00:43:35,250
Oh, there's no risk of that.

1051
00:43:35,333 --> 00:43:39,500
This is a very cold apartment.
There's not a lot of...

1052
00:43:39,583 --> 00:43:42,000
- Mm.
- There's not a lot of heat.

1053
00:43:42,083 --> 00:43:43,791
You never know.

1054
00:43:45,250 --> 00:43:46,291
- Tequila.
- Tequila.

1055
00:43:46,375 --> 00:43:47,708
- Yeah.
- Yes. Tequila.

1056
00:43:49,916 --> 00:43:51,833
Can you do something for me?

1057
00:43:53,750 --> 00:43:55,458
Probably. Yeah.

1058
00:43:55,541 --> 00:43:57,083
Please play something.

1059
00:43:57,166 --> 00:43:59,291
- [Laughs]
- One song. Just one.

1060
00:43:59,375 --> 00:44:01,625
I love music. Please.

1061
00:44:05,125 --> 00:44:08,500
- Please.
- I... [Chuckles]

1062
00:44:08,583 --> 00:44:10,125
I... I should check on Angela.

1063
00:44:10,208 --> 00:44:12,333
Make sure she didn't forget
how to breathe.

1064
00:44:12,416 --> 00:44:13,625
You know what I mean?

1065
00:44:15,083 --> 00:44:17,875
[Piña] Joe, have you met
the new neighbors?

1066
00:44:17,958 --> 00:44:20,625
Yeah... They're really cool,
actually. Yeah.

1067
00:44:20,708 --> 00:44:23,291
They, uh... make no small talk
whatsoever in the elevator.

1068
00:44:23,375 --> 00:44:25,250
- They talk with us.
- Oh, they do?

1069
00:44:25,333 --> 00:44:27,166
I bet they do.
That's shocking.

1070
00:44:27,250 --> 00:44:28,958
[Hawk] They're pretty sweet
when you get to know 'em.

1071
00:44:29,041 --> 00:44:30,625
Joe, put on some music.

1072
00:44:30,708 --> 00:44:32,208
Yeah! Putting it on.

1073
00:44:32,291 --> 00:44:35,125
Uh, yeah, what kind of music
are you into, Hawk?

1074
00:44:35,666 --> 00:44:37,041
Like... what is Sade?

1075
00:44:37,125 --> 00:44:39,041
- "What is Sade"?
- She loves that.

1076
00:44:39,125 --> 00:44:41,291
Sexy-world-funk.

1077
00:44:41,375 --> 00:44:42,625
- [Hawk] That's not jazz?
- [Joe] No!

1078
00:44:42,708 --> 00:44:44,166
[Piña] No, that's not jazz.

1079
00:44:44,250 --> 00:44:45,916
[Hawk] I mean,
there's a lot of saxophones.

1080
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,541
[Joe] No, Sade is not jazz.
Are you kidding me?

1081
00:44:48,625 --> 00:44:51,125
- It's like...
- [Hawk] Well, listen, then...

1082
00:44:51,208 --> 00:44:52,583
Metallica and Judas Priest.

1083
00:44:52,666 --> 00:44:54,375
[Joe] You don't know
any jazz at all?

1084
00:44:54,458 --> 00:44:57,458
- Oh, who doesn't love Sade?
- [Hawk] I really wanna learn.

1085
00:44:57,541 --> 00:44:59,250
Where should I start?

1086
00:44:59,333 --> 00:45:01,541
[Joe] Miles Davis.
John Coltrane. Dizzy Gillespie.

1087
00:45:01,625 --> 00:45:03,333
[Hawk] Miles with the cheeks
that go out?

1088
00:45:03,416 --> 00:45:04,958
[Joe] Actually, I feel
like at this point in your life,

1089
00:45:05,041 --> 00:45:07,416
you have to work harder
to not know who Miles Davis is

1090
00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:09,083
- than to know who he is.
- [Hawk] Oh! Oh!

1091
00:45:09,166 --> 00:45:11,583
He-Hey! Literally,
look what I just pulled.

1092
00:45:11,666 --> 00:45:13,416
[Joe] No, no, no.

1093
00:45:13,500 --> 00:45:15,958
- [Piña] You have to play it.
- [Hawk] Can we play just a...

1094
00:45:16,041 --> 00:45:17,583
- "One Girl."
- [Piña] Play it. Play it.

1095
00:45:17,666 --> 00:45:19,666
Come on. This is
your love story right here.

1096
00:45:19,750 --> 00:45:21,250
No! No, no, no, no.

1097
00:45:21,333 --> 00:45:22,500
- [Piña] Yes, I want to hear it.
- [Joe] Don't put it on.

1098
00:45:22,583 --> 00:45:24,125
- Come on.
- Don't put it on.

1099
00:45:24,208 --> 00:45:25,708
- [Hawk] Just give us a taste.
- Don't put it on!

1100
00:45:25,791 --> 00:45:27,750
[Hawk] We've got the artist,
and we've got the girl.

1101
00:45:27,833 --> 00:45:29,708
[Clattering]

1102
00:45:29,791 --> 00:45:31,708
- No?
- No.

1103
00:45:32,625 --> 00:45:34,500
Hey, sorry.

1104
00:45:36,333 --> 00:45:38,166
I'm sorry.

1105
00:45:39,250 --> 00:45:41,166
You know what? Um...

1106
00:45:41,250 --> 00:45:43,041
We actually shouldn't
listen to music right now.

1107
00:45:43,125 --> 00:45:44,666
There's something I've been
wanting to talk to you about.

1108
00:45:44,750 --> 00:45:46,666
Oh, my God.
You have to try this.

1109
00:45:48,375 --> 00:45:49,875
- Wow!
- Isn't that good?

1110
00:45:49,958 --> 00:45:51,458
Oh, my God.

1111
00:45:51,541 --> 00:45:52,958
- It's incredible.
- [Piña] I can't be objective,

1112
00:45:53,041 --> 00:45:54,791
but my flan is the best.

1113
00:45:54,875 --> 00:45:57,000
- [Angela] It's unbelievable.
- Like a silky crack cocaine.

1114
00:45:57,083 --> 00:45:58,625
It's so good.
And it melts in your mouth.

1115
00:45:58,708 --> 00:46:00,375
[Angela]
Yeah, it's so delicious.

1116
00:46:00,458 --> 00:46:03,041
- Anyway, I was about to say...
- No! My God! Have more! Mm!

1117
00:46:03,125 --> 00:46:06,291
Second bite is when it really
just... settles in,

1118
00:46:06,375 --> 00:46:08,416
- just slides down.
- It's great. Look, anyway...

1119
00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:10,625
God, it's got such sauce in it!

1120
00:46:10,708 --> 00:46:12,875
- I need to talk to you about...
- Let's have shots, right?

1121
00:46:12,958 --> 00:46:15,208
Should we do shots?
I think we should have a toast.

1122
00:46:15,291 --> 00:46:16,333
- Sure.
- Yes.

1123
00:46:16,416 --> 00:46:18,083
I think shots for everybody.

1124
00:46:18,166 --> 00:46:20,000
- [Piña] Thank you.
- Yeah.

1125
00:46:20,083 --> 00:46:23,625
Anyway, the noise
has been a thing that...

1126
00:46:23,708 --> 00:46:25,458
...we want to apologize for.

1127
00:46:25,541 --> 00:46:28,333
Because it's been loud,
and it took longer...

1128
00:46:28,416 --> 00:46:30,958
It took longer than we thought,
and you guys have been so kind,

1129
00:46:31,041 --> 00:46:35,125
and we just wanted to say
thank you and sorry.

1130
00:46:35,208 --> 00:46:37,958
- [Hawk] You're so nice. Look...
- Yes.

1131
00:46:38,041 --> 00:46:39,250
- We're all neighbors...
- Yes.

1132
00:46:39,333 --> 00:46:42,000
- ...and we really...
- [Piña] Salud.

1133
00:46:42,083 --> 00:46:44,250
And gracias.

1134
00:46:44,333 --> 00:46:48,000
We're just so happy that
you invited us and grateful.

1135
00:46:48,083 --> 00:46:51,208
And actually,
we also have something

1136
00:46:51,291 --> 00:46:52,958
we wanted to talk to you about.

1137
00:46:53,041 --> 00:46:55,250
You also want to talk to us?
That's a funny coincidence.

1138
00:46:55,333 --> 00:46:57,333
We both had things
we wanted to say to each other.

1139
00:46:57,416 --> 00:46:59,125
- It's nothing bad. Nothing bad.
- No?

1140
00:46:59,208 --> 00:47:01,500
I think something's
on Joe's mind.

1141
00:47:01,583 --> 00:47:03,958
I do have something on my mind.
I actually do.

1142
00:47:04,041 --> 00:47:05,500
[Hawk]
I feel like since we came...

1143
00:47:05,583 --> 00:47:07,166
[Angela]
You guys have something.

1144
00:47:07,250 --> 00:47:09,083
No, they have something to say.
You guys should go.

1145
00:47:09,166 --> 00:47:13,041
- Say it. We're all friends.
- No, you first!

1146
00:47:13,125 --> 00:47:16,708
You are the guests,
and you should go first.

1147
00:47:16,791 --> 00:47:18,625
You guys go,
and then I'll go right after.

1148
00:47:18,708 --> 00:47:20,208
I don't care.
It doesn't matter to me.

1149
00:47:20,291 --> 00:47:23,458
All right. Well, um...
we wanted to apologize.

1150
00:47:23,541 --> 00:47:24,666
[Piña] Yes.

1151
00:47:24,750 --> 00:47:26,916
- You wanted to apologize?
- To us?

1152
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,166
For what?

1153
00:47:28,250 --> 00:47:30,041
We feel
we might have bothered you.

1154
00:47:30,125 --> 00:47:31,750
- [Angela] Bothered us?
- On more than...

1155
00:47:31,833 --> 00:47:33,916
more than one occasion, actually.

1156
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,458
What? When?

1157
00:47:35,541 --> 00:47:39,000
[Hawk] Um... at night, usually,
and specifically,

1158
00:47:39,083 --> 00:47:41,375
and sometimes
late in the night.

1159
00:47:41,458 --> 00:47:43,000
What?

1160
00:47:43,083 --> 00:47:45,208
- [Joe] Hmm...
- When we have sex.

1161
00:47:46,041 --> 00:47:48,500
- You?
- [Piña] Yes.

1162
00:47:48,583 --> 00:47:51,333
- We... We do have sex a lot.
- A lot.

1163
00:47:51,416 --> 00:47:53,041
Yeah. I mean... yeah.

1164
00:47:53,125 --> 00:47:56,375
And we really try
to keep it down,

1165
00:47:56,458 --> 00:47:58,583
but sometimes...

1166
00:47:58,666 --> 00:48:00,291
- Lately...
- Lately, it's been...

1167
00:48:00,375 --> 00:48:04,250
It's been really impossible
not to lose control.

1168
00:48:04,333 --> 00:48:05,583
Even for a fireman.

1169
00:48:05,666 --> 00:48:07,791
- [Hawk] A firefighter.
- Firefighter.

1170
00:48:07,875 --> 00:48:09,416
We know we've been too loud,

1171
00:48:09,500 --> 00:48:12,875
and we know it was intrusive,
and we're sorry.

1172
00:48:12,958 --> 00:48:15,041
And we're gonna be...

1173
00:48:15,125 --> 00:48:16,666
- more conscientious.
- Yes.

1174
00:48:16,750 --> 00:48:19,041
- Better neighbors.
- [Angela] Oh, my God. No.

1175
00:48:19,125 --> 00:48:21,625
You guys don't have...
No! We have not heard anything.

1176
00:48:21,708 --> 00:48:23,791
Honestly,
we haven't heard anything.

1177
00:48:23,875 --> 00:48:26,875
We... It hasn't even...
What? Right, Joe?

1178
00:48:26,958 --> 00:48:29,458
We haven't heard anything, right?

1179
00:48:36,416 --> 00:48:39,291
No, we actually haven't heard
anything, so...

1180
00:48:39,375 --> 00:48:42,166
No need to apologize. I...
I sleep like a log, you know?

1181
00:48:42,250 --> 00:48:44,250
- [Angela] Log...
- Yeah.

1182
00:48:45,416 --> 00:48:47,250
- Joe.
- What?

1183
00:48:47,916 --> 00:48:49,958
- Joe?
- Yes?

1184
00:48:51,166 --> 00:48:52,791
Joe...

1185
00:48:52,875 --> 00:48:55,166
- [Joe] What?
- [Both speaking Spanish]

1186
00:48:57,625 --> 00:48:59,500
[Joe] What, Hawk?

1187
00:48:59,583 --> 00:49:00,958
- Joe.
- What?

1188
00:49:01,041 --> 00:49:02,791
- [Hawk] Don't... don't lie.
- Not lying.

1189
00:49:02,875 --> 00:49:04,750
Joe, you've been
telling the truth all night.

1190
00:49:04,833 --> 00:49:06,541
I... I love
when you tell the truth.

1191
00:49:06,625 --> 00:49:08,583
I... I love it. Tell the truth.

1192
00:49:08,666 --> 00:49:10,291
Telling the truth.
What do you want from me?

1193
00:49:10,375 --> 00:49:12,000
- You're not telling the truth.
- I am telling the truth.

1194
00:49:12,083 --> 00:49:14,500
- Joe.
- [Joe] What?

1195
00:49:14,583 --> 00:49:17,416
- We know. It bothers you.
- It doesn't bother me.

1196
00:49:17,500 --> 00:49:20,083
It doesn't. Look... Don't...
I hate to burst your bubble.

1197
00:49:20,166 --> 00:49:22,166
Maybe your sex isn't
as explosive as you think it is

1198
00:49:22,250 --> 00:49:23,750
'cause I've never heard it,
OK?

1199
00:49:23,833 --> 00:49:25,250
[Piña] Joe, we know.

1200
00:49:25,333 --> 00:49:28,083
You knocked on our door
during the night.

1201
00:49:28,166 --> 00:49:29,500
Joe!

1202
00:49:29,583 --> 00:49:32,791
- You were pounding on our door.
- No, I didn't.

1203
00:49:32,875 --> 00:49:35,875
[Piña] We saw you.
We have a ring camera.

1204
00:49:35,958 --> 00:49:37,583
No. No, you don't.

1205
00:49:37,666 --> 00:49:38,708
- It's hidden.
- [Joe] Where?

1206
00:49:38,791 --> 00:49:40,041
In our mirilla.

1207
00:49:40,125 --> 00:49:41,875
- In our peephole.
- The peephole.

1208
00:49:41,958 --> 00:49:44,208
- [Joe] They don't make that.
- It's a ring peephole.

1209
00:49:44,291 --> 00:49:46,625
- [Joe] That's not a thing.
- It's a new thing.

1210
00:49:46,708 --> 00:49:48,541
- [Joe] When did that come out?
- A peephole ring.

1211
00:49:48,625 --> 00:49:50,291
Show him.

1212
00:49:50,375 --> 00:49:52,458
- Show him. Do you wanna see it?
- [Joe] I don't need to see it.

1213
00:49:52,541 --> 00:49:54,875
It sends an alert
through the app to our phone,

1214
00:49:54,958 --> 00:49:58,541
and, um... you know, it flags it
if it senses aggression,

1215
00:49:58,625 --> 00:50:00,208
and so it spooked us at first.

1216
00:50:00,291 --> 00:50:02,250
But look, um... there.

1217
00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:03,958
There he comes.

1218
00:50:04,041 --> 00:50:05,791
[Joe] Maybe it's grainy footage
and you think it's me.

1219
00:50:05,875 --> 00:50:09,250
It's 4K. It's not misty at all.
Look, look.

1220
00:50:09,333 --> 00:50:11,083
Someone that looks like me,
but... Oh, shit!

1221
00:50:11,166 --> 00:50:12,958
[Hawk] Yeah.

1222
00:50:13,041 --> 00:50:15,208
[Piña] Sorry, Joe.

1223
00:50:15,291 --> 00:50:16,791
[Hawk] He almost walked away,

1224
00:50:16,875 --> 00:50:18,250
- but...
- [Joe] You can turn it off.

1225
00:50:18,333 --> 00:50:20,250
I can't believe you.
I cannot believe you!

1226
00:50:20,333 --> 00:50:22,791
Well, but it's good.
It was three in the morning.

1227
00:50:22,875 --> 00:50:26,375
You were so polite that you
stopped to heed and listen...

1228
00:50:26,458 --> 00:50:28,458
- [Angela] What are you doing?
- ...closely.

1229
00:50:28,541 --> 00:50:32,041
- But then, uh...
- [Angela] Oh, my God. Joe!

1230
00:50:32,125 --> 00:50:34,041
[Hawk] Someone left packages
in the hall.

1231
00:50:34,125 --> 00:50:35,833
- Oh, my God!
- We thought you broke an arm,

1232
00:50:35,916 --> 00:50:37,958
and you had to be
full of bruises.

1233
00:50:38,041 --> 00:50:39,583
Just turn it o...
Turn it... Look!

1234
00:50:39,666 --> 00:50:41,916
OK, you know what?
Yes! Yes!

1235
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,666
I banged on your door

1236
00:50:43,750 --> 00:50:45,750
because you people are fucking
like monsters over there.

1237
00:50:45,833 --> 00:50:48,166
What are you doing?
What are you trying to prove?

1238
00:50:48,250 --> 00:50:50,208
Are you trying to win a contest
or something?

1239
00:50:50,291 --> 00:50:52,000
It's incredibly inconsiderate!

1240
00:50:52,083 --> 00:50:53,666
What are you doing?
Don't say that.

1241
00:50:53,750 --> 00:50:55,625
Don't speak to them that way.
I'm so sorry.

1242
00:50:55,708 --> 00:50:57,666
[Joe] Our daughter can hear it.
Did you know that?

1243
00:50:57,750 --> 00:50:59,375
She can hear it.

1244
00:50:59,458 --> 00:51:00,916
And I've been telling her you're
moving furniture up there,

1245
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,458
and she knows it's not true.
She's onto me.

1246
00:51:03,541 --> 00:51:06,375
We spend
so much time and energy

1247
00:51:06,458 --> 00:51:08,750
talking about
your fucking orgasms.

1248
00:51:08,833 --> 00:51:10,166
It's ridiculous.

1249
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:15,125
- You talk about my orgasms?
- Yes, but not as a bad thing.

1250
00:51:15,208 --> 00:51:18,083
They're not bad.
They're great. I love them.

1251
00:51:18,166 --> 00:51:20,750
Really?
You love my orgasms?

1252
00:51:20,833 --> 00:51:22,375
I do. I love them.

1253
00:51:22,458 --> 00:51:24,083
- [Joe] She really does.
- I do. I think they're great.

1254
00:51:24,166 --> 00:51:25,541
- We talk about them constantly.
- They're amazing.

1255
00:51:25,625 --> 00:51:27,291
[Joe] She especially likes
the growler.

1256
00:51:27,375 --> 00:51:29,750
Are you the growler, Piña?
'Cause she loves the growler.

1257
00:51:29,833 --> 00:51:33,083
No, no, no, no.
No, Piña's not a growler.

1258
00:51:33,166 --> 00:51:36,541
[Angela] Oh, you're...
You're the growler?

1259
00:51:36,625 --> 00:51:38,083
[Hawk] No.

1260
00:51:38,166 --> 00:51:40,708
- Uh...
- It's Vanessa.

1261
00:51:40,791 --> 00:51:43,541
Vanessa is the growler.

1262
00:51:43,625 --> 00:51:45,333
Vanessa?

1263
00:51:45,416 --> 00:51:48,833
Vanessa...
Wait, who's Vanessa?

1264
00:51:48,916 --> 00:51:50,416
- A friend.
- Oh, yeah.

1265
00:51:50,500 --> 00:51:53,458
Kai is a pretty big guy,
and he does breathe heavily.

1266
00:51:53,541 --> 00:51:58,500
That could be what you're
calling animalistic noises.

1267
00:51:58,583 --> 00:52:00,125
- Kai.
- Kai is...

1268
00:52:00,208 --> 00:52:02,083
- Who's Kai?
- Another friend.

1269
00:52:02,166 --> 00:52:04,666
Oh, Kai's another friend.
Vanessa and Kai.

1270
00:52:04,750 --> 00:52:07,916
Vanessa lives
in Nevada City with Kai.

1271
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:09,500
Are you fucking with us
right now?

1272
00:52:09,583 --> 00:52:11,333
Is this a joke? Are you guys
fucking around with us?

1273
00:52:11,416 --> 00:52:13,708
Is this what you're whispering
to each other in Spanish?

1274
00:52:13,791 --> 00:52:18,333
No. We know you are upset,
and you have every right to be.

1275
00:52:18,416 --> 00:52:20,833
We've had a few parties.

1276
00:52:20,916 --> 00:52:22,833
Things have gotten
a little more crazy.

1277
00:52:22,916 --> 00:52:24,291
[Hawk] Out of hand.

1278
00:52:24,375 --> 00:52:26,666
[Angela] Parties...
Like, cocktail parties?

1279
00:52:26,750 --> 00:52:28,875
[Joe] Soirées?
What are you talking about?

1280
00:52:28,958 --> 00:52:30,958
- [Angela] What parties?
- Sex parties.

1281
00:52:31,041 --> 00:52:33,000
- [Angela] Oh...
- Sex parties!

1282
00:52:33,083 --> 00:52:35,083
- Right. That's like, uh...
- Parties where people...

1283
00:52:35,166 --> 00:52:37,125
- ...have sex.
- ...have sex with each other.

1284
00:52:37,208 --> 00:52:39,041
- Sex.
- I think...

1285
00:52:39,125 --> 00:52:43,000
that's the commonly understood
definition of a sex party.

1286
00:52:43,083 --> 00:52:44,708
[Joe] It's the only one
I can think of. Honestly.

1287
00:52:44,791 --> 00:52:46,458
I can't think of another one.

1288
00:52:46,541 --> 00:52:48,458
And we really apologize.

1289
00:52:48,541 --> 00:52:50,500
[Angela] No. What?
No, you don't have to.

1290
00:52:50,583 --> 00:52:53,416
That's not...
No, we're not judging.

1291
00:52:53,500 --> 00:52:56,708
That's... You don't...
Joe, where's that J?

1292
00:52:56,791 --> 00:52:58,875
- That J?
- The J you were...

1293
00:52:58,958 --> 00:53:00,791
- Did you leave that in there?
- The J? I...

1294
00:53:00,875 --> 00:53:02,708
- It is in my office.
- OK, I'll help you.

1295
00:53:02,791 --> 00:53:04,458
Why don't you come with me to...

1296
00:53:04,541 --> 00:53:07,500
- Yeah, no problem.
- ...to get that J? Yeah.

1297
00:53:07,583 --> 00:53:10,083
- [Joe muttering]
- [Angela] Oh, my God!

1298
00:53:10,166 --> 00:53:12,416
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

1299
00:53:12,500 --> 00:53:14,041
This is amazing.

1300
00:53:14,125 --> 00:53:15,916
They're having sex parties
up there.

1301
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,166
I was right.
That wasn't normal sex.

1302
00:53:18,250 --> 00:53:20,000
- [Indistinct whispering]
- You knew it. You knew it.

1303
00:53:20,083 --> 00:53:22,208
They are fucking
like monsters up there.

1304
00:53:22,291 --> 00:53:23,625
They actually are.

1305
00:53:23,708 --> 00:53:25,125
Kai, Vanessa...

1306
00:53:25,208 --> 00:53:27,708
This is amazing.
This is actually amazing.

1307
00:53:27,791 --> 00:53:30,041
Oh, my God.
Vanessa's the growler.

1308
00:53:30,125 --> 00:53:32,916
I take it all back. We should
invite more people over.

1309
00:53:35,041 --> 00:53:36,708
- [Joe] Hello.
- [Hawk] We good?

1310
00:53:36,791 --> 00:53:38,000
- [Joe] Yeah.
- OK.

1311
00:53:38,083 --> 00:53:40,333
- Sex parties.
- Yeah. The sex parties.

1312
00:53:40,416 --> 00:53:41,666
Just... paint a picture.

1313
00:53:41,750 --> 00:53:43,250
Disclose what you will
about this.

1314
00:53:43,333 --> 00:53:44,541
[Piña] What do you want to know?

1315
00:53:44,625 --> 00:53:47,291
Whatever you wanna tell us.
Yeah.

1316
00:53:47,375 --> 00:53:49,166
They... They started recently.

1317
00:53:49,250 --> 00:53:50,750
- OK. Really?
- Oh! Oh...

1318
00:53:50,833 --> 00:53:52,416
- It's a recent development.
- It's new to you. Neat.

1319
00:53:52,500 --> 00:53:54,541
The noise uptick
probably came

1320
00:53:54,625 --> 00:53:56,750
'cause once we started
bringing people in,

1321
00:53:56,833 --> 00:53:58,166
our bedroom was too small,

1322
00:53:58,250 --> 00:53:59,708
so we moved
into the living room.

1323
00:53:59,791 --> 00:54:01,125
- Overflow. Yeah.
- I got it.

1324
00:54:01,208 --> 00:54:02,458
That's why the sound
kind of reverberates

1325
00:54:02,541 --> 00:54:04,041
through the apartment.

1326
00:54:04,125 --> 00:54:05,666
[Angela] And it's happening
just right on the floor?

1327
00:54:05,750 --> 00:54:07,125
No, uh...

1328
00:54:07,208 --> 00:54:09,000
- Furniture, rugs...
- Sofa.

1329
00:54:09,083 --> 00:54:10,833
That's why you're so into rugs.

1330
00:54:10,916 --> 00:54:12,250
You love a rug.

1331
00:54:12,333 --> 00:54:14,000
[Hawk] I love this
for different reasons.

1332
00:54:14,083 --> 00:54:15,625
You have a close relationship
with them.

1333
00:54:15,708 --> 00:54:17,791
[Hawk] This really
would be pretty uncomfortable.

1334
00:54:17,875 --> 00:54:19,916
Yeah, you need
a high pile, I imagine.

1335
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,625
OK. Wait! Just... more.

1336
00:54:21,708 --> 00:54:24,416
So, how...
How does it work?

1337
00:54:24,500 --> 00:54:26,000
Like, how do you get invited?

1338
00:54:26,083 --> 00:54:28,125
Or do you invite people, and...
Maybe there's no rules.

1339
00:54:28,208 --> 00:54:29,666
- Are there rules?
- Parameters?

1340
00:54:29,750 --> 00:54:31,208
Can anyone do anything
to anyone?

1341
00:54:31,291 --> 00:54:32,875
- Is it a free for all?
- No.

1342
00:54:32,958 --> 00:54:35,958
For starters, you've gotta have
consent, obviously.

1343
00:54:36,041 --> 00:54:37,708
- [Angela] Oh, yeah.
- Enthusiastic consent.

1344
00:54:37,791 --> 00:54:41,000
And the connection has to be
about joy, about expansion.

1345
00:54:41,083 --> 00:54:45,458
It can never be about anger,
never about revenge.

1346
00:54:45,541 --> 00:54:46,791
- And patience.
- Patience.

1347
00:54:46,875 --> 00:54:48,500
Because, you know,
some people,

1348
00:54:48,583 --> 00:54:50,000
they gotta find
their own entry point.

1349
00:54:50,083 --> 00:54:51,375
- Entry point.
- [Angela] Well...

1350
00:54:51,458 --> 00:54:53,291
- How did it begin?
- Yeah.

1351
00:54:53,375 --> 00:54:54,833
Yeah, like, take us back.

1352
00:54:54,916 --> 00:54:56,750
Yeah, what's day one
of this like?

1353
00:54:57,583 --> 00:55:00,416
I've always been bi-curious.

1354
00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:02,166
- Mm.
- [Piña] For me,

1355
00:55:02,250 --> 00:55:06,625
the pleasure I get from being
with a woman is different.

1356
00:55:06,708 --> 00:55:08,041
Yeah.

1357
00:55:08,125 --> 00:55:09,458
- Mm... Me too.
- Right.

1358
00:55:09,541 --> 00:55:11,666
- And then Kai and...
- [Joe] Valerie.

1359
00:55:11,750 --> 00:55:13,583
- Va... Vanessa!
- [Joe] Vanessa!

1360
00:55:13,666 --> 00:55:15,416
Were you guys friends,
or did you...

1361
00:55:15,500 --> 00:55:16,708
Did you meet on an app?

1362
00:55:16,791 --> 00:55:18,250
We're pretty negative
on the apps.

1363
00:55:18,333 --> 00:55:19,875
Really? Interesting.

1364
00:55:19,958 --> 00:55:22,583
Swipe right, swipe left.
It just seems very impersonal.

1365
00:55:22,666 --> 00:55:24,000
Yeah, it's impersonal.

1366
00:55:24,083 --> 00:55:25,625
- You don't want to gamify.
- [Angela] Sure.

1367
00:55:25,708 --> 00:55:28,750
We like to meet people
in person, like, eye to eye,

1368
00:55:28,833 --> 00:55:31,958
like, organic, real connection,
you know?

1369
00:55:32,041 --> 00:55:33,583
There are conventions.

1370
00:55:33,666 --> 00:55:35,416
Oh, yes. That's good.
Because you do, you need rules.

1371
00:55:35,500 --> 00:55:37,416
You need some boundaries.

1372
00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:40,041
No, no, I mean...
there are actual conventions.

1373
00:55:40,125 --> 00:55:41,875
- Oh, wow.
- Like at a Sandals?

1374
00:55:41,958 --> 00:55:43,250
- Yes.
- Oh, wow.

1375
00:55:43,333 --> 00:55:45,166
[Piña] Conventions
are very important.

1376
00:55:45,250 --> 00:55:48,333
- They also offer you a menu.
- [Joe] Oh, a menu!

1377
00:55:48,416 --> 00:55:50,583
A menu.
A menu of things you're into.

1378
00:55:50,666 --> 00:55:52,375
That's good. I like
it's organized. I like a menu.

1379
00:55:52,458 --> 00:55:53,791
- You do love a menu.
- That's nice.

1380
00:55:53,875 --> 00:55:55,791
- You do like organization.
- That's great.

1381
00:55:55,875 --> 00:55:58,291
When you engage with someone,
you already know what they want.

1382
00:55:58,375 --> 00:56:01,208
They have already sent
their preferences in advance.

1383
00:56:01,291 --> 00:56:02,625
It's like "Below Deck."

1384
00:56:02,708 --> 00:56:04,625
It's like a preference sheet
on "Below Deck."

1385
00:56:04,708 --> 00:56:06,208
It's a reality show.

1386
00:56:06,291 --> 00:56:07,791
- It's about yachts.
- You're speaking our language.

1387
00:56:07,875 --> 00:56:09,166
We get it.
We get it now.

1388
00:56:09,250 --> 00:56:10,583
Honestly, I think

1389
00:56:10,666 --> 00:56:14,041
maybe the best thing
about group sex is,

1390
00:56:14,125 --> 00:56:17,500
it forces total clarity
of communication.

1391
00:56:17,583 --> 00:56:19,916
Not the best thing,
I wouldn't imagine. [Laughs]

1392
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,791
- The sex is probably better.
- The clear communication.

1393
00:56:22,875 --> 00:56:25,708
What happens
if no one picks you?

1394
00:56:25,791 --> 00:56:27,375
It's like gym class -
you get chosen last,

1395
00:56:27,458 --> 00:56:29,333
you gotta jerk off alone
in the corner or something?

1396
00:56:29,416 --> 00:56:31,125
- I feel like that'd be me.
- [Angela] No!

1397
00:56:31,208 --> 00:56:33,041
- [Hawk] It's not like that.
- Don't worry.

1398
00:56:33,125 --> 00:56:34,333
You would be chosen.

1399
00:56:34,416 --> 00:56:36,833
- Yeah!
- But yeah, how does that work?

1400
00:56:36,916 --> 00:56:38,291
[Hawk] No, no one gets excluded.

1401
00:56:38,375 --> 00:56:39,750
You know? I mean...

1402
00:56:39,833 --> 00:56:42,583
Obviously,
anyone's free to watch

1403
00:56:42,666 --> 00:56:44,041
if they don't want
to participate.

1404
00:56:44,125 --> 00:56:46,333
All right, but... jealousy!

1405
00:56:46,416 --> 00:56:48,375
No one gets...? You don't...
You don't get jealous?

1406
00:56:48,458 --> 00:56:49,958
There's no jealousy?

1407
00:56:50,041 --> 00:56:52,291
I think jealousy is
a natural animalistic instinct,

1408
00:56:52,375 --> 00:56:54,000
but you have to replace it.

1409
00:56:54,083 --> 00:56:55,541
We practice compersion.

1410
00:56:55,625 --> 00:56:57,208
- Compression?
- Compersion.

1411
00:56:57,291 --> 00:56:59,750
- [Joe] Compersion?
- [Piña] Compersion.

1412
00:56:59,833 --> 00:57:02,458
Compression
is all about finding joy

1413
00:57:02,541 --> 00:57:04,250
in the joy of others.

1414
00:57:04,333 --> 00:57:07,458
- Wow! That would be... great.
- Hard to wrap your head around.

1415
00:57:07,541 --> 00:57:09,375
And for me,
there's nothing better

1416
00:57:09,458 --> 00:57:12,416
than watching my partner
in the hands of another.

1417
00:57:12,500 --> 00:57:14,291
Wow!

1418
00:57:14,375 --> 00:57:15,416
[Joe] Beautiful.

1419
00:57:15,500 --> 00:57:17,583
[Angela] Oh, God.

1420
00:57:17,666 --> 00:57:19,125
That's nice.

1421
00:57:19,208 --> 00:57:21,916
- [Joe] Super nice.
- Wow. So healthy.

1422
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:25,083
- I feel healthy just seeing it.
- That's...

1423
00:57:25,166 --> 00:57:26,500
And, you know,
I love this.

1424
00:57:26,583 --> 00:57:28,250
I love that it's you
and your friends.

1425
00:57:28,333 --> 00:57:30,291
It's like the four of you
get together.

1426
00:57:30,375 --> 00:57:33,416
Four is such a good number.
Yeah, it's round.

1427
00:57:33,500 --> 00:57:35,916
- Sometimes...
- No more than six.

1428
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:37,375
- [Joe] Six?
- Six people?

1429
00:57:37,458 --> 00:57:39,458
Six is a lot. That's why
it's so loud up there.

1430
00:57:39,541 --> 00:57:41,500
- Yeah... six.
- [Laughs] Yeah.

1431
00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:44,000
[Hawk] We did go bigger
last weekend.

1432
00:57:44,083 --> 00:57:47,166
That doesn't count because
it was a special occasion.

1433
00:57:47,250 --> 00:57:48,458
It was Vanessa's birthday.

1434
00:57:48,541 --> 00:57:50,666
Wow!
Well, a birthday's a birthday.

1435
00:57:50,750 --> 00:57:53,125
Gotta celebrate the good things
in life, I guess, right?

1436
00:57:53,208 --> 00:57:55,166
Yeah, and she wanted to have
ten people, so...

1437
00:57:55,250 --> 00:57:57,625
Ten people.
Are you fucking kidding me?

1438
00:57:57,708 --> 00:58:00,416
- Holy shit! Oh, my God!
- Ten?

1439
00:58:00,500 --> 00:58:02,291
- We rented a house in Bolinas.
- [Joe] Oh, nice!

1440
00:58:02,375 --> 00:58:04,541
- Really nice. So foggy, and...
- [Joe] Really lovely, yeah.

1441
00:58:04,625 --> 00:58:06,875
- [Hawk] We were so energized.
- [Piña] So energized.

1442
00:58:06,958 --> 00:58:08,541
You feel superhuman.

1443
00:58:08,625 --> 00:58:10,166
- Honestly, it was...
- It was a high.

1444
00:58:10,250 --> 00:58:11,916
It was, for me,
the best in my life.

1445
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,500
It was the best experience
that we've had. It really was.

1446
00:58:14,583 --> 00:58:16,500
- God!
- [Joe] Wow. God bless you.

1447
00:58:16,583 --> 00:58:19,083
- Vanessa must be great.
- [Joe] Yeah.

1448
00:58:19,166 --> 00:58:21,208
Is she just, like...
I'm imagining just like a...

1449
00:58:21,291 --> 00:58:23,208
like a ball of youthful energy.

1450
00:58:23,291 --> 00:58:25,958
- Is she just, like, young...?
- No, Vanessa's very mature.

1451
00:58:26,041 --> 00:58:27,583
She's old?

1452
00:58:27,666 --> 00:58:29,333
- No, I wouldn't say she's...
- [Piña] Well, she's...

1453
00:58:29,416 --> 00:58:31,000
That means she's really old
if you don't know. [Laughs]

1454
00:58:31,083 --> 00:58:32,500
- She's old.
- [Hawk] No...

1455
00:58:32,583 --> 00:58:33,875
Older...

1456
00:58:33,958 --> 00:58:35,375
Next time you're in there,
count the rings.

1457
00:58:35,458 --> 00:58:37,083
[Hawk]
A veteran in our group.

1458
00:58:37,166 --> 00:58:38,833
She's the most experienced
person in our...

1459
00:58:38,916 --> 00:58:40,333
[Joe] She's an oldie,
but a goodie.

1460
00:58:40,416 --> 00:58:42,958
I've learned so much
from that woman.

1461
00:58:43,041 --> 00:58:46,625
She knows everything
about the depth of tantric sex.

1462
00:58:46,708 --> 00:58:49,458
- Oh.
- Not jizzing. Like Sting.

1463
00:58:49,541 --> 00:58:51,041
She got me to hold onto my chi.

1464
00:58:51,125 --> 00:58:53,250
- [Joe] Wow.
- She pushed us into anal.

1465
00:58:53,333 --> 00:58:55,541
- Pushed you into anal?
- Into anal.

1466
00:58:55,625 --> 00:58:57,291
[Hawk]
It's not for everybody, but...

1467
00:58:57,375 --> 00:58:58,666
I hope she pushed you gently.

1468
00:58:58,750 --> 00:59:00,958
- We did really like it.
- I do love anal.

1469
00:59:01,041 --> 00:59:02,666
Yeah. Who doesn't?
Who doesn't love anal?

1470
00:59:02,750 --> 00:59:04,875
- [Joe] Holidays, weekends...
- Special occasions.

1471
00:59:04,958 --> 00:59:06,875
- [Joe] Yeah.
- But I love giving it.

1472
00:59:06,958 --> 00:59:08,583
[Angela and Joe] Oh!

1473
00:59:08,666 --> 00:59:12,333
And I don't wanna speak for him,
but he loves receiving it.

1474
00:59:12,416 --> 00:59:14,708
- Oh!
- [Hawk] I actually really do.

1475
00:59:14,791 --> 00:59:16,458
I get a lot of value out of it.

1476
00:59:16,541 --> 00:59:19,833
Pegging! That's... Podcast!
That's what that is, right?

1477
00:59:19,916 --> 00:59:21,208
- You wear a...
- [Piña] A strap-on.

1478
00:59:21,291 --> 00:59:23,416
- A strap-on.
- Oh, wow! Cool.

1479
00:59:23,500 --> 00:59:25,291
Vanessa likes a handheld device.

1480
00:59:25,375 --> 00:59:26,750
Wow.

1481
00:59:26,833 --> 00:59:28,291
But it's not really
about penetration.

1482
00:59:28,375 --> 00:59:29,666
I mean, it is a little.

1483
00:59:29,750 --> 00:59:30,875
No, it's not really
about penetration.

1484
00:59:30,958 --> 00:59:32,458
- It's about surrender.
- Oh.

1485
00:59:32,541 --> 00:59:34,291
Yeah, you just gotta
surrender that body.

1486
00:59:34,375 --> 00:59:35,833
[Joe] Yeah.
Surrender that bod.

1487
00:59:35,916 --> 00:59:37,041
Just give it.

1488
00:59:37,125 --> 00:59:38,541
'Cause sex is not
a thing you do.

1489
00:59:38,625 --> 00:59:40,333
It's a place you go.

1490
00:59:40,416 --> 00:59:42,333
Is the place Hawk's butthole?

1491
00:59:42,416 --> 00:59:44,125
- Sometimes [Laughing]
- [Joe] On birthdays.

1492
00:59:44,208 --> 00:59:45,583
Wow! And the menu thing is cool

1493
00:59:45,666 --> 00:59:48,416
because anyone who has a fantasy
can just order.

1494
00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:50,625
The menu is amazing.
You've got bondage,

1495
00:59:50,708 --> 00:59:53,083
you've got role playing,
you've got...

1496
00:59:53,166 --> 00:59:55,625
- DP. You have...
- DP?

1497
00:59:55,708 --> 00:59:58,791
DP. Uh...
double penetration, right?

1498
00:59:58,875 --> 01:00:00,500
I mean, I'm assuming...
Is that not...?

1499
01:00:00,583 --> 01:00:02,083
- It's on the menu.
- I don't do that.

1500
01:00:02,166 --> 01:00:04,791
- No.
- We don't. We...

1501
01:00:04,875 --> 01:00:07,000
Porn tropes don't tend to be
our group's thing.

1502
01:00:07,083 --> 01:00:08,708
- But it is on the menu.
- Don't wanna be tropey.

1503
01:00:08,791 --> 01:00:10,333
Hey, it's on the menu.

1504
01:00:10,416 --> 01:00:12,166
- Yeah. I mean, I just...
- It's on the menu.

1505
01:00:12,250 --> 01:00:13,916
Might not... I'm just saying.
We don't have to judge it.

1506
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,916
It's something that
some people might have on there.

1507
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:18,416
- Double penetration.
- Double penetration.

1508
01:00:18,500 --> 01:00:20,083
You were listing other stuff.

1509
01:00:20,166 --> 01:00:21,583
Hey, you're a fireman
who likes to be pegged, so...

1510
01:00:21,666 --> 01:00:23,083
- Firefighter.
- Firefighter.

1511
01:00:23,166 --> 01:00:25,583
He loves to be pegged.

1512
01:00:25,666 --> 01:00:27,416
- So, fair point, fair point.
- Yes.

1513
01:00:27,500 --> 01:00:28,875
I'm just, yeah...

1514
01:00:28,958 --> 01:00:30,958
Honestly, like...

1515
01:00:32,500 --> 01:00:34,625
This is not
how I was expecting this to go.

1516
01:00:34,708 --> 01:00:36,666
And I...

1517
01:00:36,750 --> 01:00:39,125
I honestly feel like
I have much more insight

1518
01:00:39,208 --> 01:00:41,750
into what the fuck
is going on up there,

1519
01:00:41,833 --> 01:00:44,041
and I feel better about it
'cause it's not...

1520
01:00:44,125 --> 01:00:46,458
you know, your run-of-the-mill
married people sex.

1521
01:00:46,541 --> 01:00:48,583
I guess it is
something exceptional

1522
01:00:48,666 --> 01:00:50,125
happening above our heads.

1523
01:00:50,208 --> 01:00:52,541
- Yes.
- Thank you for telling us.

1524
01:00:52,625 --> 01:00:54,666
And I guess ultimately, just...

1525
01:00:54,750 --> 01:00:56,500
you know,
maybe try to keep it down.

1526
01:00:56,583 --> 01:00:59,166
If you have another big birthday
or holiday, Arbor Day,

1527
01:00:59,250 --> 01:01:01,375
maybe go to Bolinas again.

1528
01:01:01,458 --> 01:01:03,291
Get an Airbnb. Thank you.

1529
01:01:03,375 --> 01:01:05,125
Thank you for being
so understanding

1530
01:01:05,208 --> 01:01:06,791
and accepting and so warm.

1531
01:01:06,875 --> 01:01:10,333
- We accept. We are accepting.
- My new friends!

1532
01:01:11,208 --> 01:01:15,000
- Thank you.
- Guys!

1533
01:01:15,083 --> 01:01:16,458
- That's very sweet.
- [Angela] I love this.

1534
01:01:16,541 --> 01:01:17,666
This is so lovely.

1535
01:01:17,750 --> 01:01:19,166
I know we haven't
hung out a lot,

1536
01:01:19,250 --> 01:01:21,916
but you guys have seemed
cool and progressive.

1537
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:25,166
We are, yeah. I mean,
I'm an independent, technically.

1538
01:01:25,250 --> 01:01:26,958
- But no, we're pretty, uh...
- Not like the Anavias.

1539
01:01:27,041 --> 01:01:28,875
No, we're more...
They're single penetration.

1540
01:01:28,958 --> 01:01:32,291
- They don't seem very open.
- Not at all.

1541
01:01:32,375 --> 01:01:34,041
Exactly.

1542
01:01:34,125 --> 01:01:36,875
You guys, when you stop
fighting, you're really funny.

1543
01:01:36,958 --> 01:01:39,208
We are... pretty chill.

1544
01:01:39,291 --> 01:01:42,291
[Hawk] I knew Angela was cool,
but Joe, I... I didn't...

1545
01:01:42,375 --> 01:01:43,833
- I wasn't sure.
- Oh, yeah?

1546
01:01:43,916 --> 01:01:45,916
- Getting to hang out now, I...
- Thanks.

1547
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:47,458
I don't know,
I really appreciate it.

1548
01:01:47,541 --> 01:01:48,958
How'd you know
she was so cool?

1549
01:01:49,041 --> 01:01:51,333
- Because I'm cool. I'm cool!
- Oh, yeah.

1550
01:01:51,416 --> 01:01:53,458
- [Hawk] There's this thing...
- [Piña] Look at this face.

1551
01:01:53,541 --> 01:01:55,750
- And the window thing.
- Piña knows I'm cool.

1552
01:01:55,833 --> 01:01:59,083
- The what? The window thing?
- [Speaks Spanish]

1553
01:01:59,166 --> 01:02:00,458
- What window thing?
- No...

1554
01:02:00,541 --> 01:02:01,875
What window thing?

1555
01:02:01,958 --> 01:02:03,708
What window thing
are you talking about?

1556
01:02:03,791 --> 01:02:09,500
Angela likes to be looked at
naked in the window sometimes.

1557
01:02:11,625 --> 01:02:13,458
You've seen my wife naked?

1558
01:02:13,541 --> 01:02:14,958
No, not in person.

1559
01:02:15,041 --> 01:02:16,541
Not in person.

1560
01:02:16,625 --> 01:02:20,708
She likes to walk around...
through the window.

1561
01:02:20,791 --> 01:02:22,791
Just through the window.

1562
01:02:22,875 --> 01:02:26,916
It's a little cute ritual
she does.

1563
01:02:27,833 --> 01:02:31,041
[Chuckles awkwardly]

1564
01:02:36,083 --> 01:02:37,166
What the fuck?

1565
01:02:41,666 --> 01:02:43,333
- What is he talking about?
- [Angela] Nothing.

1566
01:02:43,416 --> 01:02:44,625
- What is he talking about?
- [Angela] Nothing, nothing.

1567
01:02:44,708 --> 01:02:46,166
Tell me
what he is talking about.

1568
01:02:46,250 --> 01:02:48,916
That might have happened,
like, once by accident.

1569
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,750
- I don't... This is...
- [Hawk] I mean,

1570
01:02:50,833 --> 01:02:52,750
it happened more than once,
but...

1571
01:02:52,833 --> 01:02:54,875
Word on the street is
it was more than once.

1572
01:02:54,958 --> 01:02:56,458
[Hawk] Is this a big deal?

1573
01:02:56,541 --> 01:02:57,875
Why do I feel like
everyone knows something here,

1574
01:02:57,958 --> 01:03:00,041
except for me?

1575
01:03:00,125 --> 01:03:01,875
I want you to come here
and explain to me

1576
01:03:01,958 --> 01:03:05,166
what the fuck is going on, please.

1577
01:03:05,250 --> 01:03:06,958
- You want me to explain?
- I would love that.

1578
01:03:07,041 --> 01:03:08,875
- I will explain myself, Joe.
- Please do.

1579
01:03:08,958 --> 01:03:10,541
The first time,
I was coming outta the shower...

1580
01:03:10,625 --> 01:03:12,166
The first time!

1581
01:03:12,250 --> 01:03:15,625
...I was nude, and I was
on my way to the living room,

1582
01:03:15,708 --> 01:03:19,750
and I looked up, and he saw me,
and I saw him seeing me,

1583
01:03:19,833 --> 01:03:21,083
and then I kept going.

1584
01:03:21,166 --> 01:03:22,750
That is exactly what happened.

1585
01:03:22,833 --> 01:03:24,000
Will you shut the fuck up,
Hawk?

1586
01:03:24,083 --> 01:03:25,625
And then since then,
after I shower,

1587
01:03:25,708 --> 01:03:28,625
I walk past knowing
that he might be watching me.

1588
01:03:28,708 --> 01:03:31,541
My God, it's a little sick
ritual you guys have together?

1589
01:03:31,625 --> 01:03:34,375
It is. It is like a little
ritual that I actually enjoy

1590
01:03:34,458 --> 01:03:36,041
because it makes me feel good,

1591
01:03:36,125 --> 01:03:39,208
because I do in fact
like to be looked at naked, Joe.

1592
01:03:39,291 --> 01:03:40,916
- Is that OK?
- No, it's not OK.

1593
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:42,375
Why would that be OK?

1594
01:03:42,458 --> 01:03:44,000
It's not like
I'm looking at him in the eyes.

1595
01:03:44,083 --> 01:03:45,375
I've never made eye contact.

1596
01:03:45,458 --> 01:03:47,125
- No, never once.
- Who gives a fuck?

1597
01:03:47,208 --> 01:03:48,750
What does that have to do
with anything?

1598
01:03:48,833 --> 01:03:50,791
- That is a huge deal.
- No, it isn't.

1599
01:03:50,875 --> 01:03:53,208
I don't care about that at all!

1600
01:03:53,291 --> 01:03:55,791
Do you even care?
You barely look at me.

1601
01:03:55,875 --> 01:03:57,500
I don't even understand
why you're upset.

1602
01:03:57,583 --> 01:03:59,708
So, this is somehow my fault.

1603
01:03:59,791 --> 01:04:01,250
That's fucking crazy!

1604
01:04:01,333 --> 01:04:03,333
That's why you don't want
curtains on the window,

1605
01:04:03,416 --> 01:04:05,875
so the fireman
can see your fucking tits.

1606
01:04:05,958 --> 01:04:07,416
This is fucked, Angela.

1607
01:04:07,500 --> 01:04:10,208
But Joe, it's not fucked.
It's not. It's not.

1608
01:04:10,291 --> 01:04:11,833
How is this not fucked?

1609
01:04:11,916 --> 01:04:13,583
Please enlighten me
and say how this isn't fucked.

1610
01:04:13,666 --> 01:04:15,125
I think what she's doing
is great.

1611
01:04:15,208 --> 01:04:16,333
It's actually very helpful.

1612
01:04:16,416 --> 01:04:18,208
- For whom?
- For her!

1613
01:04:18,291 --> 01:04:20,208
And for us. Women.

1614
01:04:20,291 --> 01:04:21,750
You know how many women let go

1615
01:04:21,833 --> 01:04:24,375
of their erotic aspirations
for good?

1616
01:04:24,458 --> 01:04:26,500
You know how difficult it is,
what she's doing,

1617
01:04:26,583 --> 01:04:28,041
that she's trying to connect
with that part

1618
01:04:28,125 --> 01:04:29,416
that she had lost?
Good for you.

1619
01:04:29,500 --> 01:04:31,125
- Thank you.
- [Joe] Bravo. Great work.

1620
01:04:31,208 --> 01:04:32,750
- Very important work.
- Fuck you! It is important.

1621
01:04:32,833 --> 01:04:34,416
Hope you got a fucking Pulitzer
for this shit.

1622
01:04:34,500 --> 01:04:35,750
- It is important.
- Yeah?

1623
01:04:35,833 --> 01:04:38,041
Yes. What do we all want?
Be honest.

1624
01:04:38,125 --> 01:04:41,458
To desire to be desired.

1625
01:04:41,541 --> 01:04:44,041
Maybe that's why you look
at my boobs in the elevator

1626
01:04:44,125 --> 01:04:47,666
- every time I see you.
- Oh... [Laughs] Really?

1627
01:04:47,750 --> 01:04:49,500
Joe looks at your boobs
in the elevator.

1628
01:04:49,583 --> 01:04:51,000
I'm so sorry, Piña.

1629
01:04:51,083 --> 01:04:52,625
Really, Joe? Wow!

1630
01:04:52,708 --> 01:04:54,375
He thinks I don't notice,
but I do.

1631
01:04:54,458 --> 01:04:56,291
It's like a little game
we have, right?

1632
01:04:56,375 --> 01:04:57,916
Such a fucking hypocrite.

1633
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,250
I don't... I don't...
They're out there sometimes.

1634
01:05:00,333 --> 01:05:02,333
- They're hard not to see.
- Let me ask you something.

1635
01:05:02,416 --> 01:05:04,666
When you look at my boobs,

1636
01:05:04,750 --> 01:05:08,000
do they seem - my boobs -

1637
01:05:08,083 --> 01:05:10,083
do they seem
out of reach to you?

1638
01:05:10,166 --> 01:05:11,666
No, it's a small elevator.

1639
01:05:11,750 --> 01:05:13,583
I could just grab 'em
if I wanted.

1640
01:05:13,666 --> 01:05:17,000
- That's not what I'm asking.
- What are you asking?

1641
01:05:17,083 --> 01:05:21,125
Do you feel worthy
of desiring them?

1642
01:05:22,583 --> 01:05:26,000
I've never thought about that
for one fucking second.

1643
01:05:26,083 --> 01:05:28,833
Do me a favor. Please look
at my boobs right now.

1644
01:05:28,916 --> 01:05:31,625
- What is happening right now?
- Look at them. Look at them.

1645
01:05:31,708 --> 01:05:33,083
[Joe] I don't want to
right now.

1646
01:05:33,166 --> 01:05:34,875
- [Piña] Look!
- [Angela] Look at them.

1647
01:05:34,958 --> 01:05:36,625
- [Angela] Joe, look at them.
- [Joe] I don't wanna right now.

1648
01:05:36,708 --> 01:05:38,583
- [Angela] Don't be rude.
- It's fine. You just enjoy it.

1649
01:05:38,666 --> 01:05:40,500
Don't be rude! Look at them.

1650
01:05:40,583 --> 01:05:41,958
I don't wanna look at them.
I don't...

1651
01:05:42,041 --> 01:05:44,500
Why are you teaming up on me,
for God's sakes?

1652
01:05:44,583 --> 01:05:46,500
Look, I'm not a sicko like you.

1653
01:05:46,583 --> 01:05:49,416
I ain't gonna look at another
man's wife's fucking tits

1654
01:05:49,500 --> 01:05:51,583
to jerk off to, OK?
I'm normal.

1655
01:05:51,666 --> 01:05:53,333
- Who's doing that?
- You're doing that.

1656
01:05:53,416 --> 01:05:54,750
- Who?
- [Joe] You!

1657
01:05:54,833 --> 01:05:56,208
- When?
- Every morning, apparently.

1658
01:05:56,291 --> 01:05:58,125
What? No. I...

1659
01:05:58,208 --> 01:05:59,666
I make love to Piña.

1660
01:05:59,750 --> 01:06:02,666
I tell her about Angela
when I see her,

1661
01:06:02,750 --> 01:06:04,791
and she likes it.

1662
01:06:04,875 --> 01:06:06,208
It's our thing.

1663
01:06:06,291 --> 01:06:11,791
Oh, you guys talk about me
when you're...

1664
01:06:11,875 --> 01:06:14,750
- Yes, my love, of course we do.
- Yeah.

1665
01:06:14,833 --> 01:06:16,583
[Angela chuckling] Oh...

1666
01:06:16,666 --> 01:06:18,291
Really?

1667
01:06:18,375 --> 01:06:19,791
[Piña] A lot.

1668
01:06:19,875 --> 01:06:21,208
[Angela] Wow!

1669
01:06:21,291 --> 01:06:22,500
I see what's happening
right now, Angela.

1670
01:06:22,583 --> 01:06:24,916
- What?
- This whole thing was a setup.

1671
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:27,166
You planned this whole
fucking thing right now.

1672
01:06:27,250 --> 01:06:28,666
- What are you talking about?
- Holy shit!

1673
01:06:28,750 --> 01:06:30,625
The cheese,
the soufflé and the meat,

1674
01:06:30,708 --> 01:06:32,250
and you didn't tell me
they were coming.

1675
01:06:32,333 --> 01:06:34,083
You were trying to have
a threesome with these people.

1676
01:06:34,166 --> 01:06:36,625
You knew they were fucking
other people up there,

1677
01:06:36,708 --> 01:06:38,625
and you planned
this whole thing.

1678
01:06:38,708 --> 01:06:41,250
This is fucking crazy,
even for you, Angela.

1679
01:06:41,333 --> 01:06:42,625
What the fuck, Joe!

1680
01:06:42,708 --> 01:06:44,125
I was just trying
to have a nice night

1681
01:06:44,208 --> 01:06:45,541
with some fucking
wine and cheese.

1682
01:06:45,625 --> 01:06:46,791
What are you talking about?

1683
01:06:46,875 --> 01:06:48,458
You wanna all fuck each other!

1684
01:06:48,541 --> 01:06:51,125
You've been plotting
this whole thing behind my back.

1685
01:06:51,208 --> 01:06:53,458
- Stop laughing at me.
- [Hawk] Joe. Joe.

1686
01:06:53,541 --> 01:06:55,125
- Joe...
- [Joe] What?

1687
01:06:55,208 --> 01:06:57,041
That is not
what has been happening.

1688
01:06:57,125 --> 01:06:59,000
- No? Then what?
- [Piña] No, of course not.

1689
01:06:59,083 --> 01:07:00,541
[Hawk] Did we ever
talk to Angela about this?

1690
01:07:00,625 --> 01:07:02,583
- Never.
- [Hawk] Never. Never.

1691
01:07:02,666 --> 01:07:05,958
I mean, it's... It is sort of
why we came down here, but...

1692
01:07:08,416 --> 01:07:10,250
[Speaking Spanish]

1693
01:07:12,166 --> 01:07:15,166
Do not speak Spanish.
Stop it.

1694
01:07:15,250 --> 01:07:17,833
[Speaking Spanish]

1695
01:07:17,916 --> 01:07:19,500
Stop speaking Spanish!

1696
01:07:19,583 --> 01:07:20,708
[Speaking Spanish]

1697
01:07:20,791 --> 01:07:23,291
OK. OK. OK.

1698
01:07:24,375 --> 01:07:26,166
Joe, Angela...

1699
01:07:26,250 --> 01:07:28,250
Um...

1700
01:07:28,333 --> 01:07:31,166
We did come down here tonight
to invite you.

1701
01:07:32,166 --> 01:07:34,750
- Invite us...?
- To join us.

1702
01:07:35,708 --> 01:07:37,666
Join you for...

1703
01:07:37,750 --> 01:07:39,291
- For sex.
- ...sex.

1704
01:07:40,208 --> 01:07:42,208
- Sex.
- For group sex.

1705
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:44,041
What else?

1706
01:07:45,166 --> 01:07:47,291
- Us?
- Yes.

1707
01:07:47,375 --> 01:07:50,083
- Me?
- [Piña] Both of you.

1708
01:07:50,166 --> 01:07:51,500
Both of who?

1709
01:07:51,583 --> 01:07:53,958
- Both of you.
- Including me?

1710
01:07:54,041 --> 01:07:57,166
Yeah, both...
Both of you means you.

1711
01:07:57,250 --> 01:07:58,916
- Did you hear that, Joe?
- I did.

1712
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:00,708
- Angela, did you hear that?
- [Angela] Sure did.

1713
01:08:00,791 --> 01:08:02,500
You heard that, too?
All right.

1714
01:08:02,583 --> 01:08:06,583
We've been talking about this
for quite a while, actually.

1715
01:08:06,666 --> 01:08:08,041
Oh?

1716
01:08:08,125 --> 01:08:11,666
We feel a very strong connection
with you guys.

1717
01:08:12,125 --> 01:08:13,625
OK.

1718
01:08:13,708 --> 01:08:15,500
[Hawk] We were getting signals,
you know, in the window.

1719
01:08:15,583 --> 01:08:17,250
- OK.
- [Hawk] In the elevator.

1720
01:08:17,333 --> 01:08:20,500
They seem to be
very warm signals.

1721
01:08:20,583 --> 01:08:23,208
- Signals we liked. So...
- Wow!

1722
01:08:23,291 --> 01:08:25,666
[Hawk] That's what
this has been about.

1723
01:08:25,750 --> 01:08:27,000
OK?

1724
01:08:27,083 --> 01:08:29,625
That is so nice.
Thank you.

1725
01:08:29,708 --> 01:08:31,750
- Yeah.
- Oh, say thank you, Joe.

1726
01:08:31,833 --> 01:08:34,291
- Thank you.
- Thank you. Very flattering.

1727
01:08:34,375 --> 01:08:36,041
- Feel very complimented.
- Mm-hmm.

1728
01:08:36,125 --> 01:08:39,166
We find you
very, very attractive.

1729
01:08:40,458 --> 01:08:44,250
- Thank you.
- We talk about you.

1730
01:08:44,333 --> 01:08:46,125
I know.

1731
01:08:46,208 --> 01:08:48,250
You talk about my orgasms.

1732
01:08:48,333 --> 01:08:50,416
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- [Joe chuckling] A lot.

1733
01:08:51,458 --> 01:08:54,000
- We really do. Yeah.
- [Piña] OK.

1734
01:08:54,083 --> 01:08:55,916
I think, um...
even before we came down,

1735
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:59,375
we said you guys have
a real quiet sex appeal.

1736
01:08:59,458 --> 01:09:02,125
So do you two, too... as well.

1737
01:09:02,208 --> 01:09:03,625
- I wouldn't say it was quiet.
- No.

1738
01:09:03,708 --> 01:09:05,500
[Laughing]

1739
01:09:06,958 --> 01:09:09,500
So, we want to propose to you

1740
01:09:09,583 --> 01:09:12,958
that we share a sexual
experience together. OK?

1741
01:09:13,666 --> 01:09:16,041
Just to be clear...

1742
01:09:16,125 --> 01:09:20,250
You, you, her... and me?

1743
01:09:20,333 --> 01:09:21,375
- [Piña] Yes.
- Me too?

1744
01:09:21,458 --> 01:09:22,916
- [Piña] Yes, also you.
- OK.

1745
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:24,500
- [Piña] Yes.
- OK.

1746
01:09:24,583 --> 01:09:27,666
But, but, but... it doesn't
have to be tonight, OK?

1747
01:09:27,750 --> 01:09:29,791
- Oh... Right.
- [Piña] No pressure.

1748
01:09:29,875 --> 01:09:32,208
- [Hawk] But it could be.
- Could be tonight.

1749
01:09:32,291 --> 01:09:34,291
- I brought condoms and...
- [Joe] Condoms!

1750
01:09:34,375 --> 01:09:35,583
Wow!

1751
01:09:35,666 --> 01:09:38,208
- It's like it's pre 9/11.
- Wow!

1752
01:09:38,291 --> 01:09:39,791
How do...

1753
01:09:39,875 --> 01:09:42,250
Hypothetically speaking,
like, if this were something

1754
01:09:42,333 --> 01:09:44,708
that we were to consider
proceeding with...

1755
01:09:44,791 --> 01:09:47,166
Yeah, how would this shake down?

1756
01:09:47,250 --> 01:09:51,083
What would the procedural
protocol be, technically?

1757
01:09:51,166 --> 01:09:53,291
- The procedural protocol?
- Yeah.

1758
01:09:53,375 --> 01:09:55,625
- Just... to know.
- Just to know.

1759
01:09:55,708 --> 01:09:57,708
Just so we could, yeah...

1760
01:09:57,791 --> 01:09:59,458
I mean, that's
what we were talking about.

1761
01:09:59,541 --> 01:10:01,333
Right! Just, like,
to recap really quick.

1762
01:10:01,416 --> 01:10:06,208
Just, specifically,
how would this work?

1763
01:10:07,125 --> 01:10:09,416
We can all be together.

1764
01:10:09,500 --> 01:10:12,291
- We can watch you.
- You don't wanna do that.

1765
01:10:12,375 --> 01:10:15,333
We could, um... obviously swap.

1766
01:10:15,416 --> 01:10:17,791
- [Angela] Uh-huh.
- Swap. A little swaparoo.

1767
01:10:17,875 --> 01:10:22,750
Sometimes it helps to...
to add a neutral element.

1768
01:10:22,833 --> 01:10:24,208
Like a referee.

1769
01:10:24,291 --> 01:10:26,041
[Speaking Spanish]

1770
01:10:26,125 --> 01:10:27,583
Carolina...

1771
01:10:29,500 --> 01:10:31,000
No Pepe, no Thomas.

1772
01:10:31,083 --> 01:10:33,333
Think I'm with Hawk on this one.
No Pepe, no Thomas.

1773
01:10:33,416 --> 01:10:35,041
- I think...
- Yeah.

1774
01:10:35,125 --> 01:10:37,083
- It's whatever we want...
- Whatever you want.

1775
01:10:37,166 --> 01:10:39,250
...and whenever.
- Whenever.

1776
01:10:39,333 --> 01:10:41,750
Consider it an open invite.

1777
01:10:41,833 --> 01:10:43,166
- All right.
- Right.

1778
01:10:43,250 --> 01:10:48,333
But tonight, again,
tonight is on the table.

1779
01:10:48,416 --> 01:10:50,083
OK.

1780
01:10:50,166 --> 01:10:51,958
Weeknights are tough
because of Maggie.

1781
01:10:52,041 --> 01:10:53,416
Weekends... also tough.

1782
01:10:53,500 --> 01:10:54,875
I'm actually training
for a half-marathon.

1783
01:10:54,958 --> 01:10:56,375
They're inviting us to an orgy,

1784
01:10:56,458 --> 01:10:58,916
and you're giving them
your Google calendar?

1785
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:00,458
You overthink everything!

1786
01:11:00,541 --> 01:11:02,166
You're overthinking this
as well.

1787
01:11:02,250 --> 01:11:04,583
At least I'm brave enough
to get into scheduling.

1788
01:11:04,666 --> 01:11:06,708
You've literally offered me
no logistical help.

1789
01:11:06,791 --> 01:11:08,625
- I'll do this.
- Oh, really?

1790
01:11:08,708 --> 01:11:10,875
I'll schedule it for right now.
I'll fuck you guys right now.

1791
01:11:10,958 --> 01:11:13,791
Incredible how unsexy you're
managing to make this moment!

1792
01:11:13,875 --> 01:11:16,958
OK, OK, OK,
I'm... I'm getting worried.

1793
01:11:17,041 --> 01:11:20,958
- [Joe] Why?
- Yeah, because... hmm...!

1794
01:11:21,041 --> 01:11:25,416
As horny as I am right now,
I just...

1795
01:11:25,500 --> 01:11:28,791
We cannot do this
from an angry place.

1796
01:11:28,875 --> 01:11:30,916
- We're not angry.
- I'm actually no angry.

1797
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:34,125
This is me happy.
You just haven't seen it yet.

1798
01:11:34,208 --> 01:11:36,541
I don't think
you guys are there.

1799
01:11:36,625 --> 01:11:38,250
We're there.
I can't speak for him,

1800
01:11:38,333 --> 01:11:39,750
but personally, I'm very there.

1801
01:11:39,833 --> 01:11:41,333
I feel very good about this.
I feel there.

1802
01:11:41,416 --> 01:11:43,166
- I would actually do this.
- I would do this.

1803
01:11:43,250 --> 01:11:44,750
- You would actually do this?
- Yeah. Do you wanna do this?

1804
01:11:44,833 --> 01:11:46,208
- I would do this.
- We're doing this.

1805
01:11:46,291 --> 01:11:47,916
I think we would do this.

1806
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:50,666
If this connection is not coming
from a healthy place...

1807
01:11:50,750 --> 01:11:54,708
- Very healthy!
- We are in need of expansion.

1808
01:11:54,791 --> 01:11:57,291
I think it'd be very healthy
for us on an emotional level,

1809
01:11:57,375 --> 01:11:58,750
just in a positive way.

1810
01:11:58,833 --> 01:12:00,625
- That's a good reason.
- That is a good reason.

1811
01:12:00,708 --> 01:12:02,291
- Everyone's a little buzzed.
- Yeah.

1812
01:12:02,375 --> 01:12:05,166
- Feeling good, feeling loose.
- They're good reasons.

1813
01:12:05,250 --> 01:12:06,666
- We haven't eaten too much.
- Right.

1814
01:12:06,750 --> 01:12:08,125
We have
relatively empty stomachs.

1815
01:12:08,208 --> 01:12:09,875
Yeah,
and Maggie's not home.

1816
01:12:09,958 --> 01:12:12,000
I'm sorry. I just mean
it's, like, a good time

1817
01:12:12,083 --> 01:12:14,333
because it's a free time.
It's a good time for us.

1818
01:12:14,416 --> 01:12:16,041
I'd say there's, uh...

1819
01:12:16,125 --> 01:12:19,041
- no time like ahora.
- Yeah.

1820
01:12:19,125 --> 01:12:20,625
- [Angela] Ahora.
- Ahora.

1821
01:12:20,708 --> 01:12:23,000
- [Hawk] I'm good with ahora.
- [Angela] Yeah!

1822
01:12:23,083 --> 01:12:24,833
- Ahora.
- Definitely ahora.

1823
01:12:24,916 --> 01:12:26,041
Yeah.

1824
01:12:28,916 --> 01:12:32,416
I don't think this is the night
for all of us together.

1825
01:12:33,166 --> 01:12:35,875
- Right.
- Fuck!

1826
01:12:35,958 --> 01:12:39,750
But we could try
to connect separately.

1827
01:12:40,625 --> 01:12:41,958
Oh?

1828
01:12:42,041 --> 01:12:44,208
- Yeah.
- All right.

1829
01:12:44,291 --> 01:12:45,833
- [Angela] Yeah.
- OK.

1830
01:12:45,916 --> 01:12:47,458
- Joe.
- [Joe] Yes?

1831
01:12:47,541 --> 01:12:49,375
How would you feel about
spending a little bit of time

1832
01:12:49,458 --> 01:12:50,791
alone with me?

1833
01:12:52,791 --> 01:12:54,958
- How would you feel about that?
- Mm, I'm...

1834
01:12:55,041 --> 01:12:56,333
You'd feel good about it?

1835
01:12:56,416 --> 01:12:58,166
- You'd feel OK about it?
- Mm-hmm.

1836
01:12:58,250 --> 01:13:01,375
Then I would also feel good
about that as a plan of action

1837
01:13:01,458 --> 01:13:03,666
I would be willing
to proceed with.

1838
01:13:04,291 --> 01:13:06,208
Angela?

1839
01:13:06,291 --> 01:13:08,583
- Uh...
- Knock yourself out!

1840
01:13:08,666 --> 01:13:12,416
Yeah. I do...
Yes! That. Yes.

1841
01:13:12,500 --> 01:13:14,833
- Look at us.
- OK.

1842
01:13:14,916 --> 01:13:16,250
- Whew!
- Hey... come on.

1843
01:13:16,333 --> 01:13:18,625
- OK.
- OK. Yeah.

1844
01:13:20,583 --> 01:13:21,958
We're gonna separate
but still be together,

1845
01:13:22,041 --> 01:13:24,666
so... feeling positive?

1846
01:13:24,750 --> 01:13:26,083
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

1847
01:13:26,166 --> 01:13:28,083
Joe, any reservations?

1848
01:13:28,875 --> 01:13:30,750
I would maybe prefer

1849
01:13:30,833 --> 01:13:33,458
not to have pegging
performed on my body.

1850
01:13:33,541 --> 01:13:35,291
- Oh, I... I respect that.
- Thanks.

1851
01:13:35,375 --> 01:13:37,125
Positive otherwise,
though. OK?

1852
01:13:37,208 --> 01:13:38,791
Yes. Yeah.

1853
01:13:38,875 --> 01:13:41,375
So, your bedroom?

1854
01:13:41,458 --> 01:13:42,458
- No!
- Not our bedroom.

1855
01:13:42,541 --> 01:13:44,208
- No, no, no.
- Maggie?

1856
01:13:44,291 --> 01:13:47,208
- No! Gross. Uh...
- Maybe...

1857
01:13:47,291 --> 01:13:48,541
- ...your office.
- ...my office.

1858
01:13:48,625 --> 01:13:49,708
- We could...
- I like your office.

1859
01:13:49,791 --> 01:13:51,291
- Oh!
- It's nice.

1860
01:13:51,375 --> 01:13:53,375
You guys could take
the, um... arts and craft room.

1861
01:13:53,458 --> 01:13:55,416
No, I think it's too small.
I feel like the kitchen is...

1862
01:13:55,500 --> 01:13:57,083
- Maybe the kitchen.
- Is that OK?

1863
01:13:57,166 --> 01:13:58,541
- [Hawk] We'll make that work.
- It's just renovated.

1864
01:13:58,625 --> 01:13:59,791
We'll make it work.

1865
01:13:59,875 --> 01:14:02,291
- Great.
- Cool.

1866
01:14:02,375 --> 01:14:05,666
[Piña speaks Spanish]
Good luck. Enjoy, everybody.

1867
01:14:05,750 --> 01:14:07,666
- Thank you, yes.
- See you soon.

1868
01:14:07,750 --> 01:14:10,375
- Feel very good about all this.
- Great, very positive.

1869
01:14:10,458 --> 01:14:13,375
- Cool.
- Angela... [Whispering]

1870
01:14:13,458 --> 01:14:15,166
[Joe] Oh, hello!

1871
01:14:19,333 --> 01:14:20,916
Namaste.

1872
01:14:22,125 --> 01:14:23,666
[Joe] OK.

1873
01:14:23,750 --> 01:14:25,333
OK. Hi.

1874
01:14:26,083 --> 01:14:28,041
Uh, Joe.

1875
01:14:29,666 --> 01:14:31,250
Oh.

1876
01:14:31,333 --> 01:14:33,708
- Cheers.
- Thank you. Great.

1877
01:14:34,375 --> 01:14:35,583
OK...

1878
01:14:38,791 --> 01:14:40,333
[Speaks indistinctly]

1879
01:14:48,583 --> 01:14:50,125
[Angela]
I meant to do the dishes

1880
01:14:50,208 --> 01:14:52,166
before you guys arrived tonight.

1881
01:14:52,250 --> 01:14:55,625
Just give me a second -
I'm gonna wipe the countertops.

1882
01:14:55,708 --> 01:14:58,000
I meant to do it
before you guys...

1883
01:14:58,083 --> 01:15:02,333
I mean...
[Continues indistinctly]

1884
01:15:02,416 --> 01:15:04,166
- I'll just do the dishwasher.
- Oh, no.

1885
01:15:04,250 --> 01:15:05,833
Really quick! I can do it...
I'll be so fast!

1886
01:15:05,916 --> 01:15:08,208
- You don't have to do that now.
- No?

1887
01:15:08,291 --> 01:15:10,708
Wait. I...
One second!

1888
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:15,750
- Um...
- Better, right? No?

1889
01:15:30,333 --> 01:15:32,250
[Takes deep breaths]

1890
01:15:43,875 --> 01:15:45,625
This is a stupid blouse.

1891
01:15:47,125 --> 01:15:48,958
[Sighs]

1892
01:15:49,041 --> 01:15:50,708
[Chuckles]

1893
01:15:54,791 --> 01:15:56,083
Oops.

1894
01:16:00,750 --> 01:16:02,625
- Do you want help with that?
- Nope. No, no.

1895
01:16:03,541 --> 01:16:05,833
Just... one second!

1896
01:16:06,791 --> 01:16:08,250
Fuck me!

1897
01:16:08,333 --> 01:16:11,083
[♪ SADE: "By Your Side"]

1898
01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:25,791
♪ You think
I'd leave your side, baby... ♪

1899
01:16:25,875 --> 01:16:27,708
Oh! Uh...

1900
01:16:29,333 --> 01:16:32,250
- ♪ You know me better than that
- [♪ Piña singing along]

1901
01:16:33,625 --> 01:16:35,458
It is a good song.

1902
01:16:35,541 --> 01:16:40,208
♪ You think I'd leave you down
when you're down on your knees

1903
01:16:43,250 --> 01:16:45,250
♪ I wouldn't do that... ♪

1904
01:16:45,333 --> 01:16:47,791
- Hey!
- [Moaning]

1905
01:16:47,875 --> 01:16:49,666
- [Clattering]
- Oh! Sorry! Sorry!

1906
01:16:51,208 --> 01:16:56,458
♪ If only you could see into me

1907
01:17:02,833 --> 01:17:08,625
- ♪ Oh, when you're cold
- [♪ Joe and Piña singing along]

1908
01:17:08,708 --> 01:17:11,833
♪ I'll be there

1909
01:17:11,916 --> 01:17:15,666
♪ Hold you tight to me... ♪

1910
01:17:15,750 --> 01:17:17,458
Do you actually
look in the mirror

1911
01:17:17,541 --> 01:17:19,125
and not know
how sexy you are?

1912
01:17:19,208 --> 01:17:21,958
Oh, blah! [Laughs] No!

1913
01:17:22,041 --> 01:17:23,666
- Angela!
- No. No.

1914
01:17:23,750 --> 01:17:26,250
You can't be that out of touch
with yourself, are you?

1915
01:17:26,333 --> 01:17:29,166
Oh, God. No. I know.
I'm a stupid fucking cunt.

1916
01:17:29,250 --> 01:17:31,166
- I really... I...
- Whoa, Angela.

1917
01:17:31,250 --> 01:17:32,875
No, that's just
my inner monologue.

1918
01:17:32,958 --> 01:17:34,625
That's just the way
I speak to myself.

1919
01:17:34,708 --> 01:17:37,208
It's just the voice in my head.
It's not... No... it's good.

1920
01:17:37,291 --> 01:17:38,583
- Are you sure?
- I'm good.

1921
01:17:39,500 --> 01:17:41,083
[Joe] Holy shit!

1922
01:17:41,166 --> 01:17:43,750
♪ You think
I'd leave your side, baby... ♪

1923
01:17:43,833 --> 01:17:46,125
[Joe] Thank you
so much for this.

1924
01:17:46,208 --> 01:17:48,250
This is... This is...
This is already amazing.

1925
01:17:48,333 --> 01:17:50,083
♪ You know me better
than that... ♪

1926
01:17:50,166 --> 01:17:52,333
Thank you for this.

1927
01:17:53,541 --> 01:17:55,083
♪ Think I'd leave you down

1928
01:17:55,166 --> 01:17:57,875
♪ When you're down
on your knees... ♪

1929
01:17:57,958 --> 01:18:01,250
Jesus Christ, you're hot.

1930
01:18:01,333 --> 01:18:05,750
- ♪ I wouldn't do that... ♪
- Holy shit!

1931
01:18:05,833 --> 01:18:07,916
- How do you wanna do it?
- Oh!

1932
01:18:08,500 --> 01:18:10,541
How do I...

1933
01:18:10,625 --> 01:18:12,875
Um...

1934
01:18:12,958 --> 01:18:16,750
I want the, um... thing with...

1935
01:18:16,833 --> 01:18:20,166
Mm... Yeah,
that menu would come in handy.

1936
01:18:20,250 --> 01:18:24,375
I think the, um...
thing, the one with...

1937
01:18:24,458 --> 01:18:26,750
What you, you say...

1938
01:18:26,833 --> 01:18:28,833
You say.

1939
01:18:28,916 --> 01:18:31,541
You take this one. [Laughs]

1940
01:18:35,708 --> 01:18:37,541
You want me to do the thing

1941
01:18:37,625 --> 01:18:39,875
that makes Piña scream
like that?

1942
01:18:39,958 --> 01:18:43,333
Yes. [Clears throat]
Yeah. Yes.

1943
01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:48,791
♪ I'll tell you you're right
when you want

1944
01:18:50,083 --> 01:18:53,166
♪ Ha-a, ha-a

1945
01:18:53,250 --> 01:18:54,958
♪ Ha-a-a, oh-o... ♪

1946
01:18:55,041 --> 01:18:57,791
[Whispering indistinctly]

1947
01:18:57,875 --> 01:19:00,791
♪ And if only
you could see into me... ♪

1948
01:19:00,875 --> 01:19:03,000
[Joe chuckling]

1949
01:19:09,750 --> 01:19:11,958
♪ Oh

1950
01:19:12,041 --> 01:19:15,250
♪ When you're cold

1951
01:19:15,333 --> 01:19:18,541
♪ I'll be there

1952
01:19:18,625 --> 01:19:22,666
♪ Hold you tight to me,
to me, yeah

1953
01:19:22,750 --> 01:19:25,041
♪ Oh

1954
01:19:25,125 --> 01:19:28,416
- ♪ When you're low
- OK, take off your clothes.

1955
01:19:28,500 --> 01:19:31,708
- ♪ I'll be there
- Slow, slow, slow!

1956
01:19:31,791 --> 01:19:35,916
♪ By your side, baby

1957
01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:38,250
♪ Oh

1958
01:19:38,333 --> 01:19:42,250
- ♪ When you're cold... ♪
- [Piña chuckling]

1959
01:19:43,125 --> 01:19:45,250
[Grunts]

1960
01:19:45,333 --> 01:19:46,875
OK...

1961
01:19:48,458 --> 01:19:51,791
♪ I'll be there

1962
01:19:51,875 --> 01:19:53,958
♪ By your side... ♪

1963
01:19:54,041 --> 01:19:56,208
Whoa, whoa, whoa...

1964
01:19:56,291 --> 01:19:58,166
- Argh!
- [Gasps]

1965
01:19:58,250 --> 01:20:00,250
- [Joe screams]
- Oh, that's Joe's back.

1966
01:20:00,333 --> 01:20:01,958
That's Joe's back.
He's... He's fine.

1967
01:20:02,041 --> 01:20:04,125
- [Piña and Joe screaming]
- No, no, he's fine. He's fine.

1968
01:20:04,208 --> 01:20:06,833
He's fine. He's fine. He's fine.
He's OK.

1969
01:20:06,916 --> 01:20:08,666
I think... I really think
he's OK. I think he's...

1970
01:20:08,750 --> 01:20:09,916
Yeah, he sounds fine.

1971
01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:12,458
[Grunting,
shouting indistinctly]

1972
01:20:12,541 --> 01:20:14,041
[Piña] Help! Ayúdame!

1973
01:20:14,125 --> 01:20:16,750
[Piña and Hawk
shouting in Spanish]

1974
01:20:16,833 --> 01:20:18,791
[Piña] He fell.
He hurt his back.

1975
01:20:18,875 --> 01:20:21,791
- [Hawk] What happened?
- [Piña] He's hurt his back.

1976
01:20:21,875 --> 01:20:24,250
- [Hawk] His back?
- Yes, my back.

1977
01:20:24,333 --> 01:20:26,500
Don't touch me.
Go away. Get away from me.

1978
01:20:26,583 --> 01:20:29,708
- Stop moving, Joe. Joe!
- Let me be! Let me be!

1979
01:20:29,791 --> 01:20:33,000
I just need my pillows.
I have these pillows.

1980
01:20:33,083 --> 01:20:36,166
- Joe, you gotta stop moving.
- I gotta have my pillows. Fuck!

1981
01:20:36,250 --> 01:20:38,833
Listen to me. Listen to me.
Slow your breathing down. OK?

1982
01:20:38,916 --> 01:20:40,958
- Slow your breathing down.
- Don't touch me. Just go away.

1983
01:20:41,041 --> 01:20:42,958
Go away.
Don't do anything to me.

1984
01:20:43,041 --> 01:20:45,500
Don't rolf me.
Don't you dare rolf me!

1985
01:20:45,583 --> 01:20:47,875
Don't do this!
Don't do it, man.

1986
01:20:47,958 --> 01:20:49,291
Please don't do this.

1987
01:20:49,375 --> 01:20:50,708
Whatever you're gonna do,
don't do it.

1988
01:20:50,791 --> 01:20:52,250
Take a deep breath
and try not to flinch.

1989
01:20:52,333 --> 01:20:53,916
- Oh, God, don't do this.
- Try not to flinch.

1990
01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:56,000
- Please don't do it. Oh, God!
- One, two, three!

1991
01:20:56,083 --> 01:21:00,541
[Screaming] Argh!
Fuck you! Argh!

1992
01:21:00,625 --> 01:21:02,416
- Go away.
- [Hawk] You're done!

1993
01:21:02,500 --> 01:21:04,791
- It didn't help.
- OK, it takes a second.

1994
01:21:04,875 --> 01:21:06,833
- It didn't help at all.
- It takes a second.

1995
01:21:06,916 --> 01:21:08,375
- Fuck off!
- [Hawk] I think I did it right.

1996
01:21:08,458 --> 01:21:10,208
- Get me some ice.
- [Hawk] I think I did it right.

1997
01:21:10,291 --> 01:21:13,500
- Get me some ice.
- This is so embarrassing.

1998
01:21:13,583 --> 01:21:15,791
We are...
We are so fucking embarrassing.

1999
01:21:15,875 --> 01:21:17,958
I can't believe it. Of course
it's your fucking back.

2000
01:21:18,041 --> 01:21:21,125
Our entire life
is about your fucking back.

2001
01:21:21,208 --> 01:21:23,125
- Constant fucking complaining!
- What are you talking about?

2002
01:21:23,208 --> 01:21:25,291
Sorry my back
is an inconvenience

2003
01:21:25,375 --> 01:21:27,291
to you having a fucking orgy.

2004
01:21:27,375 --> 01:21:28,791
It actually is,
if you want to know,

2005
01:21:28,875 --> 01:21:30,458
and I'm not allowed
to complain about it.

2006
01:21:30,541 --> 01:21:32,333
I'm not allowed to say
a fucking thing about it ever.

2007
01:21:32,416 --> 01:21:35,416
Well, you're talking about it
right now. So, congratulations.

2008
01:21:35,500 --> 01:21:36,500
- Oh, no!
- Is it bad?

2009
01:21:36,583 --> 01:21:39,000
Yes, it's bad! Look at me!

2010
01:21:39,083 --> 01:21:42,083
Do you know your back pain
is not about your back?

2011
01:21:42,166 --> 01:21:44,458
I think it actually is very much
about my back!

2012
01:21:44,541 --> 01:21:46,000
That's not gonna work.

2013
01:21:46,083 --> 01:21:48,166
No massage, no pillow -
none of those things work.

2014
01:21:48,250 --> 01:21:50,250
L4, L5, fucking classic.

2015
01:21:50,333 --> 01:21:53,250
Your back pain is about
everything that you don't say.

2016
01:21:53,333 --> 01:21:56,833
You know? It's your rage,
it's your anger speaking.

2017
01:21:56,916 --> 01:21:59,000
Hey, what are you talking about?
Why are you doing this?

2018
01:21:59,083 --> 01:22:02,500
We were dancing to Sade
thirty seconds ago.

2019
01:22:02,583 --> 01:22:04,333
It didn't hurt you in there
when we were dancing, right?

2020
01:22:04,416 --> 01:22:06,500
We were having a nice time.
I was loose.

2021
01:22:06,583 --> 01:22:08,833
What the fuck
are you smiling at, Hawk?

2022
01:22:08,916 --> 01:22:10,666
I, I, I... I feel you, man.

2023
01:22:10,750 --> 01:22:12,750
"You feel me"? Don't try
to connect to me, Hawk.

2024
01:22:12,833 --> 01:22:15,333
Do not try to connect with me.
I don't want it.

2025
01:22:15,416 --> 01:22:17,375
- I've been where you are, Joe.
- What the fuck?

2026
01:22:17,458 --> 01:22:19,375
So, you've been on your floor
in your underpants,

2027
01:22:19,458 --> 01:22:21,125
ice on your back?

2028
01:22:21,208 --> 01:22:24,833
Yeah, I've been on the floor
angry and in pain and all of it.

2029
01:22:24,916 --> 01:22:26,458
- Trust me.
- Oh, my God!

2030
01:22:26,541 --> 01:22:28,541
I don't fucking want you to try

2031
01:22:28,625 --> 01:22:30,875
to in any way
emotionally relate to me,

2032
01:22:30,958 --> 01:22:32,291
you fucking pervert.

2033
01:22:32,375 --> 01:22:34,958
- We're nothing alike.
- How do you know?

2034
01:22:35,041 --> 01:22:37,500
Also, your name isn't Hawk!

2035
01:22:37,583 --> 01:22:39,125
No one's name is Hawk.

2036
01:22:39,208 --> 01:22:41,250
You go on and on
about radical honesty.

2037
01:22:41,333 --> 01:22:43,375
Your whole name's
a fucking lie, man.

2038
01:22:43,458 --> 01:22:44,708
What is your name?

2039
01:22:44,791 --> 01:22:46,666
What's your actual name?
Tell me your...

2040
01:22:46,750 --> 01:22:48,291
What is
on your driver's license?

2041
01:22:49,291 --> 01:22:51,958
Howard Wilson Kelly.

2042
01:22:53,875 --> 01:22:55,666
Howard.

2043
01:22:56,500 --> 01:22:58,125
He's Howard.

2044
01:22:58,875 --> 01:23:01,708
Your name is Howard.

2045
01:23:01,791 --> 01:23:05,958
This whole time,
it hasn't been Hawk.

2046
01:23:06,041 --> 01:23:08,500
It's been little Howie.

2047
01:23:08,583 --> 01:23:10,375
Oh, my God.

2048
01:23:10,458 --> 01:23:13,083
That changes everything.

2049
01:23:13,166 --> 01:23:16,083
I didn't know we had a Howard
in our midst.

2050
01:23:16,166 --> 01:23:18,708
I would've been
so much nicer to you.

2051
01:23:18,791 --> 01:23:20,833
Where did Hawk come from, Howie?

2052
01:23:20,916 --> 01:23:22,458
How'd you land on Hawk?

2053
01:23:22,541 --> 01:23:25,333
It's just...
It's the name I gave myself.

2054
01:23:25,416 --> 01:23:27,666
A nickname you gave yourself.

2055
01:23:27,750 --> 01:23:29,708
Literally the lamest words

2056
01:23:29,791 --> 01:23:31,541
that could have come
out of your mouth.

2057
01:23:31,625 --> 01:23:33,208
Oh, my God.

2058
01:23:33,291 --> 01:23:35,166
What, were you biking
across the ply at Burning Man?

2059
01:23:35,250 --> 01:23:37,583
You saw a fucking bird fly by
or something?

2060
01:23:37,666 --> 01:23:42,250
No, it's something I did
after my wife died.

2061
01:23:43,625 --> 01:23:45,000
[Exhales sharply]

2062
01:23:46,125 --> 01:23:48,625
You asked.

2063
01:23:48,708 --> 01:23:51,375
Well, you should lead with that
next time, I guess.

2064
01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:53,541
She got cancer.

2065
01:23:53,625 --> 01:23:55,708
You don't have to
answer his question.

2066
01:23:55,791 --> 01:23:57,416
You don't have to say anything.

2067
01:23:57,500 --> 01:23:59,916
It's a fair question, you know.

2068
01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:02,000
How does Howard get to Hawk?

2069
01:24:02,083 --> 01:24:03,875
So... [Chuckles]

2070
01:24:03,958 --> 01:24:05,958
For Joe...

2071
01:24:06,041 --> 01:24:07,541
Um...

2072
01:24:08,291 --> 01:24:10,375
After she died, I...

2073
01:24:10,458 --> 01:24:11,916
I was doing some things

2074
01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:14,083
that were pretty
suicidally stupid at work,

2075
01:24:14,166 --> 01:24:17,375
and I was gonna get someone
else killed along with me.

2076
01:24:17,458 --> 01:24:20,500
And do you know
how people say

2077
01:24:20,583 --> 01:24:22,750
your life flashes
before your eyes?

2078
01:24:22,833 --> 01:24:24,125
I... I...

2079
01:24:24,208 --> 01:24:26,083
That happened to me,
but not my life -

2080
01:24:26,166 --> 01:24:28,875
it was our life together.

2081
01:24:28,958 --> 01:24:34,208
It went by me
in this high-speed film.

2082
01:24:34,291 --> 01:24:39,375
And I kept seeing this woman,

2083
01:24:39,458 --> 01:24:43,583
this, like, very gentle,
very shy, sweet girl

2084
01:24:43,666 --> 01:24:45,166
who, like...

2085
01:24:45,250 --> 01:24:47,750
She thought I hung the moon.

2086
01:24:49,333 --> 01:24:52,875
And in the film, she...

2087
01:24:52,958 --> 01:24:55,625
Over and over again,
she tried to...

2088
01:24:57,291 --> 01:24:59,750
...open up
about her fantasy life to me,

2089
01:24:59,833 --> 01:25:02,541
to, you know, share

2090
01:25:02,625 --> 01:25:07,708
this kind of sensual,
adventurous side of herself,

2091
01:25:07,791 --> 01:25:11,375
so that I would
enter into it with her, and...

2092
01:25:11,458 --> 01:25:16,083
...I didn't just,
you know, resist it.

2093
01:25:16,166 --> 01:25:19,958
I got really tight
and judgmental and insecure.

2094
01:25:20,041 --> 01:25:22,458
And I...

2095
01:25:22,541 --> 01:25:26,750
And I made her feel
so bad about it

2096
01:25:26,833 --> 01:25:29,250
that somewhere in that movie,
she just stops...

2097
01:25:30,375 --> 01:25:32,666
...trying to connect
with me at all.

2098
01:25:34,583 --> 01:25:37,875
I suppressed her, you know? I...

2099
01:25:39,583 --> 01:25:46,500
I shut down her attempt
to, like, live more boldly.

2100
01:25:48,541 --> 01:25:54,750
Somehow, the universe puts me
on this one's couch, and...

2101
01:25:54,833 --> 01:25:58,041
...she told me, you know,
you got two choices.

2102
01:25:58,125 --> 01:26:00,041
Go set yourself on fire
for real,

2103
01:26:00,125 --> 01:26:07,000
or change who you are
and make yourself available.

2104
01:26:08,166 --> 01:26:09,958
So, uh...

2105
01:26:10,041 --> 01:26:13,208
I decided I really better
change my name

2106
01:26:13,291 --> 01:26:14,791
if I was gonna change my life.

2107
01:26:14,875 --> 01:26:16,708
And so I did.

2108
01:26:19,625 --> 01:26:22,708
Well...
I'm sorry your wife passed away,

2109
01:26:22,791 --> 01:26:25,791
and I'm glad you found a woman
who would peg you

2110
01:26:25,875 --> 01:26:28,916
after you didn't
let your wife peg you.

2111
01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:30,291
Oh, my God!

2112
01:26:30,375 --> 01:26:32,000
[Joe] What do you want from me?
I'm sorry.

2113
01:26:32,083 --> 01:26:33,625
That's the moral of that story
as far as I'm concerned.

2114
01:26:33,708 --> 01:26:34,958
Oh, my God!

2115
01:26:35,041 --> 01:26:37,583
My boyfriend shares

2116
01:26:37,666 --> 01:26:41,541
that very difficult
and painful story with you,

2117
01:26:41,625 --> 01:26:43,291
and you're making fun of him?

2118
01:26:43,375 --> 01:26:46,291
I'm living a difficult
and painful story right now,

2119
01:26:46,375 --> 01:26:47,666
in real life!

2120
01:26:47,750 --> 01:26:49,500
I really didn't expect this
from you.

2121
01:26:49,583 --> 01:26:51,208
This is fucking disappointing.

2122
01:26:51,291 --> 01:26:53,458
- [Joe] OK. I'm sorry.
- No, no, no, no, no. Really!

2123
01:26:53,541 --> 01:26:56,875
Shut up! Stop! Stop being
unrespectful to my boyfriend.

2124
01:26:56,958 --> 01:26:58,875
Disrespectful.
Don't be disrespectful.

2125
01:26:58,958 --> 01:27:00,416
She's saying...

2126
01:27:01,166 --> 01:27:03,208
She's saying what?

2127
01:27:03,291 --> 01:27:04,666
No, no. I...
I was just clarifying.

2128
01:27:04,750 --> 01:27:06,125
I think they caught
what I was saying.

2129
01:27:06,208 --> 01:27:07,666
Oh, are you going to interrupt?

2130
01:27:07,750 --> 01:27:09,916
- Sorry.
- Correct my English right now?

2131
01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:11,750
No, mi amor, I was trying
to clarify for him...

2132
01:27:11,833 --> 01:27:14,166
No! You're always
interrupting me,

2133
01:27:14,250 --> 01:27:15,500
always correcting me!

2134
01:27:15,583 --> 01:27:16,750
[Speaks Spanish]

2135
01:27:16,833 --> 01:27:18,416
Do you know
how bad your Spanish is?

2136
01:27:18,500 --> 01:27:19,791
And I never tell you, right?

2137
01:27:19,875 --> 01:27:21,375
What do I do?
I help you.

2138
01:27:21,458 --> 01:27:23,833
I've been telling you all night,
this is not gonna work.

2139
01:27:23,916 --> 01:27:25,291
It's not the night.
They're not ready.

2140
01:27:25,375 --> 01:27:26,750
Look at this fucking mess.

2141
01:27:26,833 --> 01:27:28,291
And you keep pushing.

2142
01:27:28,375 --> 01:27:30,250
You keep pushing
because you're always pushing.

2143
01:27:30,333 --> 01:27:32,708
And you know why?
Because you don't listen.

2144
01:27:32,791 --> 01:27:35,166
- Just fucking listen.
- OK. OK.

2145
01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:36,375
Piña...

2146
01:27:36,458 --> 01:27:37,666
Piña!

2147
01:27:37,750 --> 01:27:39,500
No, I don't wanna talk to you.
Just...

2148
01:27:39,583 --> 01:27:41,458
- Piña!
- Shut the fuck up for once.

2149
01:27:41,541 --> 01:27:42,875
- I...
- Shut the fuck up!

2150
01:27:42,958 --> 01:27:44,958
Really! Really!
For once, just shut the fuck up.

2151
01:27:45,041 --> 01:27:47,041
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Shut the fuck up.

2152
01:27:47,125 --> 01:27:48,583
- Shut the fuck up.
- I shouldn't have said that.

2153
01:27:48,666 --> 01:27:50,541
- Just shut the fuck up.
- It was terrible timing.

2154
01:27:50,625 --> 01:27:53,833
And... you are right.

2155
01:27:53,916 --> 01:27:56,500
This is the last time
that will ever happen.

2156
01:27:56,583 --> 01:27:58,458
I totally understand
what you're saying.

2157
01:27:58,541 --> 01:27:59,958
You said that before.

2158
01:28:00,041 --> 01:28:01,250
No, I never have.
I will never do it again.

2159
01:28:01,333 --> 01:28:03,333
Fucking embarrassing.

2160
01:28:04,541 --> 01:28:07,458
And I'm sorry
for yelling at you.

2161
01:28:07,541 --> 01:28:09,958
And I'm... I'm sorry
if this was too much. I'm sorry.

2162
01:28:10,041 --> 01:28:11,333
No, no. It... It...

2163
01:28:11,416 --> 01:28:13,208
- Don't be sorry.
- I'm sorry, Joe.

2164
01:28:13,291 --> 01:28:15,375
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It was a joke.

2165
01:28:15,458 --> 01:28:17,416
Don't apologize.
Don't anybody apologize.

2166
01:28:17,500 --> 01:28:18,666
We're so sorry.

2167
01:28:18,750 --> 01:28:20,458
I'm sorry I... yelled at you.

2168
01:28:20,541 --> 01:28:22,958
- I'm sorry I yelled at you.
- You don't have to be sorry.

2169
01:28:23,041 --> 01:28:24,875
- It was horrible what you said.
- You don't have to be sorry.

2170
01:28:24,958 --> 01:28:26,875
Guys...
We are sorry.

2171
01:28:26,958 --> 01:28:29,208
- "We"?
- OK? We're a fucking disaster.

2172
01:28:29,291 --> 01:28:31,583
We couldn't even
pull off an orgy.

2173
01:28:31,666 --> 01:28:35,375
OK? We are dead inside.
So, I apologize for that.

2174
01:28:35,458 --> 01:28:38,333
Oh, no, don't worry about that.
You are definitely not dead.

2175
01:28:38,416 --> 01:28:40,458
You wanted
to fuck the two of us.

2176
01:28:40,541 --> 01:28:42,708
It just wasn't the right night.

2177
01:28:42,791 --> 01:28:44,291
But what I don't understand is

2178
01:28:44,375 --> 01:28:46,666
how you can even have sex
with each other,

2179
01:28:46,750 --> 01:28:49,500
'cause you are so mean
to each other.

2180
01:28:55,333 --> 01:28:59,041
Because you... you do have sex
with each other, right?

2181
01:29:03,916 --> 01:29:06,250
When was the last time
you two had sex?

2182
01:29:08,291 --> 01:29:09,791
[Both] A year ago.

2183
01:29:09,875 --> 01:29:12,125
[Coughing]

2184
01:29:12,208 --> 01:29:14,166
Oh, sorry.
I thought you said a year.

2185
01:29:15,583 --> 01:29:17,833
You did say a year?
A year?

2186
01:29:17,916 --> 01:29:20,166
A year ago?

2187
01:29:20,250 --> 01:29:24,500
Oh, my God! No wonder
why you are so awkward...

2188
01:29:25,375 --> 01:29:28,416
...and horny and weird.

2189
01:29:28,500 --> 01:29:31,166
Do you know
why you don't have sex?

2190
01:29:31,250 --> 01:29:33,000
- Because she won't fuck me.
- Well, because of him.

2191
01:29:33,083 --> 01:29:34,125
[Joe] It's your fault.

2192
01:29:34,208 --> 01:29:35,708
- What?
- It's your fault.

2193
01:29:35,791 --> 01:29:37,291
- It's not my fault.
- Of course it's your fault!

2194
01:29:37,375 --> 01:29:39,000
We don't have sex 'cause
she won't have sex with me.

2195
01:29:39,083 --> 01:29:40,791
- That's why!
- "Won't have sex with you"?

2196
01:29:40,875 --> 01:29:42,208
You don't try!

2197
01:29:42,291 --> 01:29:43,791
I stopped trying
because how many times can I try

2198
01:29:43,875 --> 01:29:45,041
before I'm just
torturing myself?

2199
01:29:45,125 --> 01:29:46,583
- Oh, uh...
- It's humiliating.

2200
01:29:46,666 --> 01:29:48,208
I'm being humiliated.

2201
01:29:48,291 --> 01:29:50,125
Am I not worth just a little bit
more effort than that?

2202
01:29:50,208 --> 01:29:52,000
Could you maybe be trying
a little bit harder?

2203
01:29:52,083 --> 01:29:54,166
How much effort do I need to put
into having sex

2204
01:29:54,250 --> 01:29:57,375
with a woman who's supposed
to want to have sex with me?

2205
01:29:57,458 --> 01:29:59,666
Why should that
take so much effort?

2206
01:29:59,750 --> 01:30:02,166
You're supposed
to be attracted to me.

2207
01:30:02,250 --> 01:30:04,166
You're my wife!
What are talking about?

2208
01:30:04,250 --> 01:30:07,083
You know what? You don't want
to do anything, OK?

2209
01:30:07,166 --> 01:30:09,041
So, that's where I'm starting.
OK?

2210
01:30:09,125 --> 01:30:10,625
It's not very attractive

2211
01:30:10,708 --> 01:30:12,625
to be with someone
who's just fucking miserable.

2212
01:30:12,708 --> 01:30:14,291
So, because you're miserable,
then I'm miserable.

2213
01:30:14,375 --> 01:30:15,916
You're miserable, too.

2214
01:30:16,000 --> 01:30:17,166
So, congratulations.
I guess we're both miserable.

2215
01:30:17,250 --> 01:30:18,458
We're even, OK?

2216
01:30:18,541 --> 01:30:20,125
You've nothing
to be upset about.

2217
01:30:20,208 --> 01:30:23,208
Angela,
would you fuck yourself?

2218
01:30:23,708 --> 01:30:25,125
What?

2219
01:30:25,208 --> 01:30:27,166
Would you have sex
with yourself?

2220
01:30:30,208 --> 01:30:33,000
Hmm! Would you...
fuck yourself?

2221
01:30:33,083 --> 01:30:35,375
All I do is fuck myself.

2222
01:30:35,458 --> 01:30:39,291
I'm the only person
who fucks me currently. So, yes.

2223
01:30:42,375 --> 01:30:46,666
Do you even remember a time
when you were not miserable?

2224
01:30:46,750 --> 01:30:48,625
[Joe chuckles]
What's the difference?

2225
01:30:49,625 --> 01:30:51,458
Yeah, I do.

2226
01:30:55,625 --> 01:30:58,791
How did you two meet?

2227
01:30:58,875 --> 01:31:00,916
Who cares? [Laughs]

2228
01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:03,500
Who cares at this point?

2229
01:31:03,583 --> 01:31:05,958
- I'll tell you.
- Great.

2230
01:31:06,041 --> 01:31:07,625
Um...

2231
01:31:10,291 --> 01:31:15,458
I was on a very bad date...

2232
01:31:15,541 --> 01:31:20,666
...at this dive bar where Joe
was playing with his band,

2233
01:31:20,750 --> 01:31:26,083
and he was flirting with me
the entire show from the stage,

2234
01:31:26,166 --> 01:31:27,208
making me laugh.

2235
01:31:28,708 --> 01:31:31,000
And so I made my date
drop me off,

2236
01:31:31,083 --> 01:31:32,708
and I sprinted back to the bar,

2237
01:31:32,791 --> 01:31:34,375
so I could see
if I could catch Joe,

2238
01:31:34,458 --> 01:31:36,041
and I... I did.

2239
01:31:36,125 --> 01:31:38,125
But I don't think
you ever realized

2240
01:31:38,208 --> 01:31:42,250
that I ran eleven blocks
that night.

2241
01:31:42,333 --> 01:31:44,083
[Laughs]
Did you know that?

2242
01:31:45,500 --> 01:31:47,458
- I didn't know that.
- [Angela] Yeah.

2243
01:31:47,541 --> 01:31:51,250
I thought you were just
a bizarrely sweaty person.

2244
01:31:51,333 --> 01:31:55,333
Maybe you had eaten
some bad shrimp or something.

2245
01:32:00,791 --> 01:32:03,458
And we had sex all the time.
We had...

2246
01:32:03,541 --> 01:32:06,416
We actually had great sex.
It was great. It was really fun.

2247
01:32:07,000 --> 01:32:09,208
We were best friends.

2248
01:32:11,291 --> 01:32:13,333
That is true.

2249
01:32:15,083 --> 01:32:18,000
And then you just decided
to be miserable.

2250
01:32:20,583 --> 01:32:22,541
Are you kidding me right now?

2251
01:32:23,416 --> 01:32:25,625
Are you fucking for real?

2252
01:32:25,708 --> 01:32:28,291
I "decided to become miserable"?

2253
01:32:30,333 --> 01:32:34,875
Do you actually not understand
how I feel... at all?

2254
01:32:34,958 --> 01:32:36,708
You don't get it?

2255
01:32:38,500 --> 01:32:40,000
I'm a failure, Angela.

2256
01:32:40,083 --> 01:32:44,666
I live in my parents'
apartment...

2257
01:32:44,750 --> 01:32:48,625
...which is humiliating.
I teach at a bad school.

2258
01:32:48,708 --> 01:32:50,458
Teach a bunch of kids
to play the oboe

2259
01:32:50,541 --> 01:32:52,583
who don't give a fuck
about it at all.

2260
01:32:52,666 --> 01:32:55,875
And nothing is gonna change
anytime soon.

2261
01:32:55,958 --> 01:32:58,791
So, this is my life.
So, I'm miserable. Yes.

2262
01:32:58,875 --> 01:33:00,333
Why can't you just let me
be miserable?

2263
01:33:00,416 --> 01:33:03,875
Why can't you just accept
that I am not happy

2264
01:33:03,958 --> 01:33:05,958
and just let me be not happy?

2265
01:33:07,500 --> 01:33:11,625
I'm sorry that your band
didn't work out, Joe.

2266
01:33:11,708 --> 01:33:13,041
I'm really sorry.

2267
01:33:13,125 --> 01:33:15,625
You still teach music
every single day.

2268
01:33:15,708 --> 01:33:17,666
You get to live
in a beautiful home.

2269
01:33:17,750 --> 01:33:20,958
You have a kid
who fucking worships you.

2270
01:33:21,041 --> 01:33:24,666
You have a life that I think
many people would kill for,

2271
01:33:24,750 --> 01:33:26,750
but you've just decided
to make the choice

2272
01:33:26,833 --> 01:33:29,541
to not get over your bullshit
and to just be miserable.

2273
01:33:29,625 --> 01:33:32,916
You won't even fucking touch
the piano that you used to love,

2274
01:33:33,000 --> 01:33:34,666
and we all have to tiptoe
around you.

2275
01:33:34,750 --> 01:33:36,833
You're just like a sad,
wounded puppy.

2276
01:33:36,916 --> 01:33:39,833
- You guys want some Rooibos?
- Oh, fuck off, Hawk!

2277
01:33:39,916 --> 01:33:42,541
- Fuck off!
- [Hawk whispers] Sorry. Sorry.

2278
01:33:42,625 --> 01:33:44,916
I am the one
who gave everything up.

2279
01:33:45,000 --> 01:33:46,541
You did that.
There's one reason

2280
01:33:46,625 --> 01:33:48,416
that you're not doing
what you are not doing,

2281
01:33:48,500 --> 01:33:51,250
and that is because
you are not doing it. You quit.

2282
01:33:51,333 --> 01:33:52,708
You gave up.

2283
01:33:52,791 --> 01:33:54,666
Can I ask you a question?
For real?

2284
01:33:54,750 --> 01:33:56,250
What do you do all day?

2285
01:33:56,333 --> 01:33:58,375
Maggie goes to school.
I go to work.

2286
01:33:58,458 --> 01:34:02,250
You go fucking insane
in this apartment.

2287
01:34:02,333 --> 01:34:03,875
I don't know what the fuck
you're doing.

2288
01:34:03,958 --> 01:34:07,000
You're buying fucking lamps
and pillows and shit.

2289
01:34:07,083 --> 01:34:08,916
And then you try

2290
01:34:09,000 --> 01:34:12,083
to just fucking control
every aspect of my life

2291
01:34:12,166 --> 01:34:14,791
when I get home at the end
of every fucking day. It's...

2292
01:34:14,875 --> 01:34:16,458
What are you doing here?

2293
01:34:16,541 --> 01:34:18,375
- Fuck you, Joe!
- What are you fucking doing?

2294
01:34:18,458 --> 01:34:20,416
- Fuck me? Yeah. Fuck me.
- Yeah.

2295
01:34:20,500 --> 01:34:22,666
Fuck you! And I am not trying
to control you.

2296
01:34:22,750 --> 01:34:25,208
- I am not controlling. No!
- You don't let me do anything.

2297
01:34:25,291 --> 01:34:26,833
You don't let me get
a fucking cat.

2298
01:34:26,916 --> 01:34:28,458
- I don't like cats.
- There you go.

2299
01:34:28,541 --> 01:34:30,541
- They're fucking mean!
- Congratulations.

2300
01:34:30,625 --> 01:34:32,333
I wanted one fucking thing.

2301
01:34:32,416 --> 01:34:34,625
Do you see
how you talk to each other?

2302
01:34:34,708 --> 01:34:39,041
Do you see how you keep blaming
each other for your unhappiness?

2303
01:34:44,333 --> 01:34:46,291
You made these choices.

2304
01:34:46,375 --> 01:34:48,458
They're your choices.

2305
01:34:50,458 --> 01:34:52,375
So much resentment.

2306
01:34:53,125 --> 01:34:55,416
So much.

2307
01:34:55,500 --> 01:34:57,333
Why are you in this marriage?

2308
01:34:57,416 --> 01:34:58,708
We have a daughter.

2309
01:34:58,791 --> 01:35:00,458
- Maggie.
- [Piña] Great.

2310
01:35:00,541 --> 01:35:05,666
That's gonna be really,
really great for her, um...

2311
01:35:05,750 --> 01:35:07,666
'Cause you think
she doesn't notice, right?

2312
01:35:07,750 --> 01:35:09,875
She doesn't feel this.

2313
01:35:11,333 --> 01:35:13,500
You prefer that she grows up

2314
01:35:13,583 --> 01:35:18,625
marinating in this
horrible anxiety every day.

2315
01:35:18,708 --> 01:35:21,500
What's better - to have
happy parents who are separate

2316
01:35:21,583 --> 01:35:23,375
or to have
very miserable parents

2317
01:35:23,458 --> 01:35:25,375
that stay together
for their children?

2318
01:35:27,416 --> 01:35:28,625
[Sobs]

2319
01:35:33,041 --> 01:35:36,500
I think we only get
a few chances

2320
01:35:36,583 --> 01:35:39,250
for meaningful
relationships in life.

2321
01:35:40,625 --> 01:35:43,833
Usually,
we move to different people.

2322
01:35:45,125 --> 01:35:48,375
Sometimes,
we can have a new relationship

2323
01:35:48,458 --> 01:35:50,458
with the same person.

2324
01:35:53,000 --> 01:35:54,791
It's up to you.

2325
01:35:56,875 --> 01:35:58,583
But I think this relationship...

2326
01:35:59,958 --> 01:36:01,458
...is over.

2327
01:36:09,041 --> 01:36:10,708
Yeah.

2328
01:36:16,833 --> 01:36:18,666
Yeah.

2329
01:36:20,666 --> 01:36:22,791
But I'm not
your therapist, so...

2330
01:36:22,875 --> 01:36:24,958
I think I'm talking too much.

2331
01:36:27,625 --> 01:36:29,375
Hawk?

2332
01:36:34,375 --> 01:36:37,500
Gosh, you guys. I...

2333
01:36:37,583 --> 01:36:40,500
We really just wanted to see
the apartment, you know, and...

2334
01:36:41,375 --> 01:36:42,916
...maybe fuck a little.

2335
01:36:45,250 --> 01:36:47,125
Sorry to let you down.

2336
01:36:48,125 --> 01:36:50,000
Maybe next time.

2337
01:36:50,083 --> 01:36:52,416
Can I have my casserole back, please?

2338
01:36:52,500 --> 01:36:54,083
Yeah.
Here, I'm gonna...

2339
01:36:54,166 --> 01:36:56,291
Let me rinse it out for you.

2340
01:37:15,916 --> 01:37:17,916
[Water running]

2341
01:37:39,208 --> 01:37:41,083
Did they leave?

2342
01:37:49,708 --> 01:37:51,416
Weird.

2343
01:37:57,250 --> 01:37:59,750
I'm gonna clean up tomorrow.

2344
01:37:59,833 --> 01:38:01,458
OK.

2345
01:38:07,791 --> 01:38:11,458
We have that place in Tahoe
in August.

2346
01:38:11,541 --> 01:38:13,541
Maggie loves it up there.
I don't know what...

2347
01:38:14,541 --> 01:38:16,291
...to do about that.

2348
01:38:18,250 --> 01:38:20,000
I guess we'll figure it out.

2349
01:38:21,000 --> 01:38:22,541
Yeah.

2350
01:38:24,875 --> 01:38:26,208
How's your back?

2351
01:38:27,125 --> 01:38:28,541
It's better, actually.

2352
01:38:30,458 --> 01:38:32,166
I'm glad.

2353
01:38:36,791 --> 01:38:38,583
I'm so tired.

2354
01:38:39,750 --> 01:38:41,208
Me too.

2355
01:38:45,875 --> 01:38:47,666
I'm gonna go to bed.

2356
01:38:49,916 --> 01:38:51,500
Um...

2357
01:39:06,166 --> 01:39:08,500
Should I sleep in my office,
I guess?

2358
01:39:11,500 --> 01:39:13,208
OK.

2359
01:39:30,291 --> 01:39:31,916
[Breathes heavily]

2360
01:40:36,166 --> 01:40:38,125
[Breathes heavily]

2361
01:40:40,541 --> 01:40:43,083
[♪ Somber tune on piano]

2362
01:41:18,166 --> 01:41:20,291
[♪ Piano stops]

2363
01:42:27,833 --> 01:42:30,208
[♪ Piano continues]

2364
01:42:39,125 --> 01:42:41,416
[♪ Piano playing
more proficiently]

2365
01:43:46,083 --> 01:43:48,333
[♪ Piano fades]

2366
01:43:54,125 --> 01:43:56,041
[♪ Piano stops]

2367
01:44:08,541 --> 01:44:11,958
♪ I'll light the fire

2368
01:44:12,041 --> 01:44:16,291
♪ You place the flowers
in the vase

2369
01:44:16,375 --> 01:44:20,750
♪ That you bought today

2370
01:44:22,333 --> 01:44:25,250
♪ Staring at the fire

2371
01:44:25,333 --> 01:44:32,291
♪ For hours and hours
while I listen to you

2372
01:44:33,250 --> 01:44:40,250
♪ Play your love songs
all night long for me

2373
01:44:42,875 --> 01:44:49,208
♪ Only for me

2374
01:44:49,291 --> 01:44:51,916
♪ Come to me now

2375
01:44:52,000 --> 01:44:55,500
♪ And rest your head
for just five minutes

2376
01:44:55,583 --> 01:45:01,041
♪ Everything is done... ♪

2377
01:45:01,125 --> 01:45:02,458
- Shit!
- [Laughter]

2378
01:45:02,541 --> 01:45:04,750
♪ Such a cozy room

2379
01:45:04,833 --> 01:45:08,333
♪ The windows are illuminated

2380
01:45:08,416 --> 01:45:14,625
♪ By the evening sunshine
through them

2381
01:45:14,708 --> 01:45:20,875
♪ Fiery gems for you

2382
01:45:20,958 --> 01:45:27,083
♪ Only for you

2383
01:45:27,166 --> 01:45:29,750
♪ Our house

2384
01:45:29,833 --> 01:45:32,750
♪ Is a very, very, very
fine house

2385
01:45:32,833 --> 01:45:35,791
♪ With two cats in the yard

2386
01:45:35,875 --> 01:45:38,833
♪ Life used to be so hard

2387
01:45:38,916 --> 01:45:45,416
♪ Now everything is easy
'cause of you

2388
01:45:45,500 --> 01:45:48,458
♪ And our

2389
01:45:48,541 --> 01:45:55,208
♪ La, la, la-la-la, la-la,
la-la, la-la, la-la-la, la-la

2390
01:45:55,291 --> 01:45:57,625
♪ La-la-la, la-la, la-la

2391
01:45:57,708 --> 01:46:02,041
♪ La, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la, la

2392
01:46:02,125 --> 01:46:05,041
♪ La-la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la

2393
01:46:05,125 --> 01:46:07,291
♪ La, la-la-la-la-la-la-la

2394
01:46:07,375 --> 01:46:09,500
♪ La-la-la, la, la, la, la

2395
01:46:09,583 --> 01:46:12,000
♪ Our house

2396
01:46:12,083 --> 01:46:15,041
♪ Is a very, very, very
fine house

2397
01:46:15,125 --> 01:46:18,041
♪ With two cats in the yard

2398
01:46:18,125 --> 01:46:21,125
♪ Life used to be so hard

2399
01:46:21,208 --> 01:46:27,583
♪ Now everything is easy
'cause of you

2400
01:46:27,666 --> 01:46:30,791
♪ And our

2401
01:46:30,875 --> 01:46:33,583
♪ I'll light the fire

2402
01:46:33,666 --> 01:46:38,166
♪ And you place the flowers
in the vase

2403
01:46:38,250 --> 01:46:43,333
♪ That you bought today ♪

2404
01:46:44,708 --> 01:46:46,916
[Sighs]

2405
01:46:47,000 --> 01:46:49,250
[Laughter]




